July 4th—the cooking and fireworks go wrong. |
Once the dogs ran away with the dogs; hot dogs, that it, fresh’n from the grill on a platter, cooling down but y'all know dogs go by smell, and throw caution to the wind about food being darn hot, so I don’t know if’n they burned their mouths of not, still they got all those wieners suppose’n for us, and so we left with Granny’s potato salad and baked beans, good enough, yet them’n two dogs, Willow and Brutus, who done gorged on Oscar Mayer Dogs, and then the fireworks all went sideways; we had to duck, like’n we were Army men in the hills outside of Saigon, winter 1951 but no matter, we just wiped mustard off’n cheeks and let those moans of our stomachs add effects to the whistling whirr of incoming, of all the smoke and bang-boom crack-the-sky slap dang-it onslaught, while’n there was a big grassy field (poop-filled as always as them geese are still around) for all them’n fired wee rockets, one still-smoldering spent shell a-landed right in my glass of Coors, splashing me like puddle stomp—guests were a-making it for their get-a-ways by then, and I just happened to spot them two stealing hound dogs up on the porch, content as fresh apple pie, curled up sleeping, they’n happy faced-mongrels, bellies swelled a whole lot, and them lookin’ like they swallowed more than canaries all right. 36 Lines Writer’s Cramp Winner 7-4-20 |