Old IRL stories - Teased by a student

Originally written on November 12th, 2017. It can be seen in its original form here: https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/7709865/#7713344

Like the other old stories I posted, it was done in greentext style.

Also, given the nature of this story, I feel I need to clarify that as a teacher and at work, I was always professional but friendly to my students. I know there are many cases where sadly, someone entrusted with that kind of job ends up being a creep and that honestly disgusts me. I've taught people from all age ranges, from children to even elderly people, but I've never behaved inappropriately with anyone, not my students, nor my coworkers. In any case, the student that teased me in this anecdote was 22 years old at a time I was 25 years old myself.

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I know the following is going to be called bullshit, but it happened today. Whether you choose to believe that or not is your own choice:

>be me (an english teacher in Mexico, in a private school)
>first double shift I have, I know the morning students, but have no idea about the afternoon ones
>It's 4 girls
>one of them is a 22yo thicc, slightly tomboyish otaku (that I happen to know because I've taught her previous courses, came to recover class hours)
>she's wearing jeans that look as if they were painted on her huge booty
>break time
>in one of the school halls, she offers me some fancy chocolates
>the catch is that she has them in her back pocket
>despite what you may think, I just couldn't reach for them, I'm a teacher and at work
>My reaction was more or less 'How about no?'
>some people walk by
>she reaches for the chocolates herself and gives me a few, and laughs
>she then says: "If only I could put you in my pocket as well"
>she walks away swaying her butt
>tfw I imagine an ant sized me trapped in her back pocket, tightly pressed into her huge cheek
>at the same time, I have to keep a straight face in the real world, and I even laugh, as that was a joke, and was expected to do so.
>later...
>lesson is about getting ready for a trip, and what kind of things you need before going away
>one of the girls asks how to call gasoline in English
>I answer, and explain that usually they shorten it to "gas", but that we in Mexico usually don't understand it that way because gas in Spanish usually refers to the tanks used for cooking.
>thicc otaku girl: "Gas? I have some right here..." and pats her butt
>tfw I imagine ant sized me trapped in her asscrack while she farts
>meanwhile in the real world, again I have to keep a straight face
>it was a miracle that I didn't get a boner
>the girls laugh at the actually kind of lame pun, I laugh as well, but that's more to just cover appearances

This happened today. Just felt like sharing it.

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Unlike the other stories I posted, this one didn't really have anything to do with the development of my stories and characters, though coming back to it, I think I want to try to implement this, or take something inspired by this and add it to my interactive. This story could also work for an alternate version set in a farther future, since the current story mostly deals with high school. Anyway, just like I said back then in 2017, I just felt like sharing this.