I hate commas

I hate commas

I hate commas. They’re tiny stealers of time itself and interrupt the natural thought process in its entirety. Have you read stories lately filled with so many comma’s it’s nauseating just to look at it! My word count says 300 but my repetitive characters comes up with 200 commas! To make the story real your mind has to pause and be distracted by the minute stops and then add it to the next sentence to make all come together! Worse yet is when you are typing away and a redline Grammarly steps in:

Grammarly: You need a comma

Me: No I don’t

Grammarly: Yeah, you do

Me: I said NO

Grammarly: If you don’t put them in, I will redline every word you say from now on!

Me: F**k you Grammarly, but I’ll do it anyway because you’re so @!$%^# annoying!

Here’s a poorly written piece as an example:

I hate commas, they’re tiny stealers of time itself, and interrupt the natural thought process in its entirety. Have you read stories lately filled with so many comma’s, it’s nauseating just to look at it! My word count says 300, but my repetitive characters comes up with 200 commas! To make the story real, your mind has to pause, and be distracted by the minute stops, and then add it to the next sentence, to make all come together!
See what I mean!

I truly hate commas.