Sam Adams International Zoo Keeper for Writer's Cramp |
37 lines Sam Adams Was a zoo keeper For the Sirian Empire In the Sirius constellation Ten light years from earth. He arrived on Friday the 13th An auspicious date According to their astrologers He was on an expedition To the planet earth To gather animals for exhibition In the Sirius Interplanetary zoo. They were in the wilderness areas Of the planet earth Gathering species for the new zoo All in preparation For the upcoming absorption Of earth into the empire Enslaving humanity forever. They soon had an ark full Of animals of all kinds Including prehistoric creatures As they went back in time To the Jurassic era To complete their earth collection. and they had many dead animal specimens as well in their collection including a dead lion and other fierce alpha predators. They returned as heroes The new exhibition a great hit Particularly the human creatures Which were seen as particularly hideously ugly And violent creatures. Prompt * Narrator / POV character works with animals (veterinarian, zoo keeper, safari leader, park ranger, intergalactic xenobiologist, etc) * Setting is the wilderness (forest, jungle, African plains, tundra, futuristic swamp planet, etc) * Plot involves discovering a dead (human) body. * One of your genres should be ANIMAL. Mentioning Friday the 13th is optional. (Since there are doubtless more than enough contests already touching on tomorrow's inauspicious nature!) Due May 13th, 2022 before noon, WdC time. === ( Deadline: 18 hours 1 minute 41 seconds ) |