Sha La La La La La , Don't Kiss the Girl

Perversions
Strings
Woke
Words

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her

And we don't know why
Your friends say she's a guy,
You wanna kiss the "girl"

Yes, you want to
Find out if what they say is true
It's possible, she's got a boner too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and ask the girl
Sing with me now

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy thinks why
He shouldn't kiss the "girl"
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that a man in drag
Oh man, that's sad
You shouldn't kiss the "girl"

Now's your moment
Feeling like a drunk baboon,
She's lookin' like a bad cartoon
No time will be better

"She" won't say a word
And she won't say a word
Because "she's" not a girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Now you're scared
Her wig falls and she has no hair
Go on and frisk the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Drinks stop now
"She" cannot not hide it, how
Could you miss this ain't a girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Folks, He's gone!
He saw "she" has a schlong
Move long, Don't say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Dance music now sounds gay
Don't kiss the "girl"
Please don't to kiss the "girl"
Wise up, don't you kiss the "girl"
You gotta kiss the girl
Glad you did not kiss the "girl"