Lance Decker Rock-What A Day

{Lance Decker Rock-What A Day

By Shadowgate

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Tina Lizzy Rock returned after a weekend getaway with friends from high school. Upon her return she heard her son in the hallway singing “there was a lady in the bank with two black eyes. She got beat up by the police the night before. She was president of the bank but she was cussing everyone out. Oh, what a day, what a day it was.”

Lance jumps and spins in the air. Then he begins singing “Johnny Appleseed was driving an 18-wheeler down the highway. He slammed his truck into the side of the wall to avoid a stalled car and it was a big disaster. Oh, what a day, what a day it was.”
Tina said “Lance please I just got back and I need rest. If you’re going to sing then could you sing about something more pleasant instead of people getting beat up by the police or truck accidents?”

Lance starts singing “fun trips with the family. Myrtle Beach South Carolina on every block a quarter of the blue moon shined upon a tree right next to old glory. Right beside those two were crossbars containing 13 stars and not a sign of bigotry in sight. Myrtle Beach was so much fun just northeast of the home state of the peach.”

LDR spins then does a somersault. After that he starts singing “Pennypack Park is the best getaway of Pittsburg PA.”

Kevin comes out and shouts “stop Lance, I tell you stop and listen if you want to go to Pennypack Park you must do your chores of you won’t go you’ll be grounded instead.”

Lance asked, “what chores dad?”

Kevin went on to explain “we are adding to the list of your chores. Aside from cleaning your room which you’ve already done you must do this list of three.”

1. Mow The Lawn
2. Scrub Kitchen Floor
3. Take Out Trash


30 minutes later Kevin and Tina look out their kitchen window and see Lance being chased by their riding lawnmower.

Tina yelled “Oh my God Lance Decker Rock!”

The End