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A Scottish daughter of Poseidon goes to sea? (I think I've lost the plot.) For the Cramp. |
Sometimes beinā the daughter of a sea god is more trouble than itās worth. An annoyance, at any rate. Me and the old man never quite got along, on account of how he treated me mum. Fairly standard though, isnāt it? He made me and then jaunted off back to sea leaving her to raise me alone. Now Iām grown, happy where Iām at, and with me own pub! Quite proud of it, I am. Content with feet on land. Thanks to me da though, Iāve an unfortunate habit of controlling water . . Or ale. Iāve got no mastery over it. It just happens. Nothin' ever spills in me pub, thatād be a loss of profits after all. Unusual, that is, and folks have started takin' notice. The locals havenāt yet got it into their heads to burn me as a witch but people are talkinā. Canāt blame āem too much. Itās what people do. Eat, drink and talk each other to death. But, it is likely the gossip-mongers I can thank for my predicament now. Trussed up in the back of a wagon, gag in my mouth and me fumin' mad. I should be scared, I know that, but I cannae get there through the anger. The cart is jostlinā and the ropes are twinginā and Iām just angry. The cart stops and three men pick me up by the rope and carry me in like a pig to the slaughter. They take me onto a ship and drop me in a chair in the captainās quarters. The gag is pulled from my mouth and Iām left alone with the captain. Seated at his desk across from me, he stares. āYou donāt look like much,ā he says. I imagine heās referring to the fact that Iām short and stocky and not at all the type of woman that sends men dreaming. I donāt reply. āIn the interest of saving time, I know who your father is,ā he says. No point beating around the bush there. āSo what do you want, then?ā I ask. āJust your help acquiring a certain item. After which you may return home, significantly richer I might add, and resume your life however you please.ā This wasnāt the draw that he thought it was. āI donāt need any more money. Iāve got enough. So if thatāll be all, can you have your young lads just carry me back home? Iāve got a stew on.ā āYou are coming, whether you agree or not. Just your presence on the ship is enough. You are required when we arrive and in the interim youāll hardly allow the ship to founder while you are still on it.ā He didnāt know me or heād have been less confident of that last statement. (A contrary, capricious nature is another thing I get from me da.) I was startin' to let my curiosity get the better of me, though. Why was I required? But I only asked, āWhat is it yer lookinā for?ā āHave you heard of Seleneās Mirror?ā I hadn't just heard of it. Some said it's magic, but Iād seen it. It belonged to me mum, long ago. She threw it into the sea when I was but a child. Later she wished for it back. āAye,ā I cleared my throat, āItās just a bit of old sea glass. What could you be wantinā with that?ā āItās not me that wants it. Itās a job. I hand it off and everyone gets paid.ā āAnd just who are you handing it off to?ā I asked, deciding that didnāt really matter. He smiled and said if I wanted to know the answer, then Iād better just come along quietly and find out for myself. Poxy bastard. I went. How else could I steal the mirror back for me mum? āāāā He took us south. 21x21 or somesuch. Iāve never learned the intricacies of sea travel. Never cared. I didnāt mean to, really, but I kept the ship sailin' smoothly even in the midst of storms. I just didnāt care to be knocked about and me wish turned itself into reality. When we arrived at the captainās destination we were becalmed. For two weeks we sat still, usin' supplies, singin' sea shanties to pass the time, and not movin' at all. The captain didnāt seem concerned but he never did. Level-headed in a crisis Iād imagine. In the third week, the water began to ripple, gently at first and then with more force, and my presence did nothin' to stop the unnatural sickenin' swaying. I knew what this was, the slow arrival of Poseidon, dear old da, and he was just being dramatic about it. He rose up out of the water, a giant face next to the side of this ship. I rolled my eyes and yelled out to him, āSo whatās all this about, then?ā He raised a giant hand from beneath the waves and nestled in the center of his palm was Seleneās Mirror. āBe a dear,ā he said, āand take this to your mother for me.ā āSeriously? This whole trip just for me to be yer little errand boy?ā He said, āWell, I could keep it,ā and started to withdraw his hand. āOh knock it off, da! You know Iāll take it but you could have just sent it her by post.ā āBy post?ā āWashed it up on shore at her place? Like a message in a bottle? Donāt try to act like you donāt go in for that romantic nonsense. There was no need to get me involved. Iāve got me own life!ā āI know, I know. But I do like to see you from time to time.ā Can a giant face of sea water pout? āYou never come out to sea.ā āHmphm.ā Nor was likely to again for quite a while. I snatched the mirror from him and he chuckled as he disappeared beneath the waves. Well, at least now Iāve not got to worry about stealin' the mirror back. Prompt ▼ |