Sister

I wish I had a sister.
Who was about the same age as me.
We'd tell each other secrets,
And watch a lot of TV.
We never tell a lie
And help with all our work.
We would make up funny stories,
That would drive other people berserk.

We would go to lots of parties
And play video games before bed
We'll write nice letters to
The brothers named Fred and Ted.
I guess I could get into more trouble
If I had some one who would snitch
So I'll leave that sister up to mother
And just play Tag with my little brother, Rich.