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Rated: 13+ · Fiction · Relationship · #2299516
Why has nobody done this?
In a quiet town somewhere in East Asia, there only so much that happens during the evening at this lonely restaurant. On a lonely barstool sat the Kung Fu master herself, Chun Li, sporting her iconic blue dress, white buns on her head, and brown leggings. She politely drank her tea as she absorbed the peaceful atmosphere of the mostly empty business, only occupied by her and the one working at the counter a couple meters to her left. It was the perfect time for her to relax having won another prestigious tournament that further cemented her as a fighting legend.

However, she would still need to be on guard as the nature of this quiet town invites harmful outside factions to deploy assassins and criminals at ease. Having been a rival of Shadaloo for quite some time, Chun Li would need to consider that possibility.

Right as the Chinese beauty gracefully went for another sip, she heard a thunderous noise that obviously emanated from just outside the door. Chun Li’s concern grew as she turned her head to see flashing lights from the cracks of the door. She looked back at her tea as the flashes and the cracking of thunder faded. Chun Li prepared herself mentally, ready to strike if the situation called for it.

All was quiet again for the next minute. The man behind the counter had seemingly disappeared as Chun Li was left with the ambient sound of wind seeping through the windows.

Suddenly the peaceful atmosphere was interrupted by the door slamming open. Chun Li attempted to identify this person through her peripherals. She sensed that this person was approaching fast, not only that, but they seemed to carrying something that made the street fighter all the more concerned. As she heard the rough steps of this supposed customer growing louder, Chun Li momentarily saw what looked like a girl with pink hair, a black and white kimono, and a sword. That weapon was enough to tell Chun Li that this woman had ill intentions. Chin Li held her cup firmly in case she needed it for a standoff. Right before the intruder made her way to the counter, the Kung Fu prodigy planted her feet on the floor getting ready to stand up and fight.

However, in one anticlimactic second, almost all of Chun Li’s aggression was replaced with confusion and some slight embarrassment as she saw the woman getting comfortable on a stool two seats to her left. As the pink-haired, kimono girl sat down on her stool, the revealing nature of her attire was apparent as her abnormally large breasts spilled out over the bar top. There was so much wrong with her appearance: the pink mark below her her right eye and the lack of a right arm which indicated she had seen better days, however she had very pretty facial features under all that damage. She proudly held a katana despite the physical limitations of having one arm and her outfit having such an impractical feature. On closer inspection, it didn’t seem like there was an outfit that made her chest practical. Despite sitting fairly straight, the large orbs barely contained in her kimono rested on the bar table like two sacks of flour. They were easily size G, maybe even bigger.

Chun Li watched in shock as the woman leaned forward resting her elbow on the counter. The woman’s boobs jiggled as they revealingly spread themselves out on the bar top—and Chun Li thought having E-cups was hard enough. However, this woman coexisted with a pair of cartoonishly large jugs like it was nothing, not even minding the fact her cleavage was completely exposed and her juicy, jiggling breasts were being squeezed a little by her leaning on the counter top.

“Oi bartender!” the silence was suddenly broken by the mysterious woman’s loud voice. She aggressively slammed her fist on the table before she continued, “quit masturbating or it’s going to be the last time you do,” the woman’s voice grew softer but much more malevolent as she got the message through.

Chun Li was mortified by the woman’s sudden attitude. Her sharp eyes and her mature voice made her sudden tone shift all the more the more shiver inducing. It was no surprise that the man who disappeared suddenly popped out the door. He looked panicked, sweating from head to toe and breathing heavily like someone suffering from asthma.

“Ah, I see you weren’t quite done yet,” the woman replied coldly, holding her head in her hand as she shot the man a blank but ominous glare. “Wash your damn hands and get me the hardest sake here.” She then relaxed herself as she tilted her head, seemingly zoning out as the man disappeared again and the sound of running water could be faintly heard.

This was the first time someone had startled the Kung fu master in a while. While the woman no longer seemed like a direct threat, the way she took over the place was nothing short of impressive. Chun Li sighed as she believed things were calming down.

Unfortunately, the Chinese woman’s lowered guard was met with a chill of anxiety running down her back. Chun Li’s eyes widened a bit as she felt a familiar glare to her left. She then slowly turned her head, nervously anticipating the same sharp demeanor as before. However, when her eyes met the stranger, she saw the woman’s eyes, well eye, since her left eye was covered with an eyepatch and a scar which implied a physical altercation had removed it, softened up a bit as it stared right back at her. Chun Li only grew more nervous, the revelation of the other half of the woman’s face was quite startling, as if the rest of her features weren’t already out of the ordinary.

“Well say something. It’s annoying watching you make those cute expressions,” The woman opened up bluntly much to the discomfort of Chun Li.

“I’m sorry,” Chun Li responded turning away from the woman. “I wrongly assumed your intentions were foul.” Chun Li sipped her tea before sighing.

“Well you don’t seem half bad either,” replied the kimono-wearing woman. “Though I’m guessing you’ve been in a few fights yourself,” she stated scanning Chun Li’s physique. The part of her that easily stood out were her big legs which locked the stranger’s gaze.

Chun Li was surprised how the woman opened up. By her earlier demeanor, it didn’t seem like she was very communicative. The alcohol arrived as Chun Li made her comment. “Well, yes. I’m quite skilled in Kung Fu.”

The woman had already poured and started downing a shot of sake. When she finished, she scoffed at Chun Li. “Kung Fu?” The woman took the bottle left on the table and began pouring more sake. “And here I was thinking you were a wrestler.”

Chun Li frowned a bit at this comment, knowing what the woman was referring to when she meant wrestler. “My legs are the source of much my power, not just some extra weight.”

The stranger downed another shot before responding. “Well I never met anyone studying Kung Fu around these parts. I’m guessing you’re not a regular.”

“No, I just like to came here to get some peace and quiet.” Chun Li looked a bit serious as she delivered her comment.

“Well I guess we have a common interest,” the woman stated downing another shot. “Though as you can see, I’m well acquainted with some of the people here.”

“You mean the bartender?”

The woman paused a moment to fill up her shot glass. “Yeah, pretty much just him—dirty bastard,” the stranger ended whispering her distain.

“We I feel much more comfortable coming back here with you around now that he’s not…” Chun Li looked up nervously before continuing, “…well, you know.”

The stranger looked perplexed by this comment. It had been a while since someone had complemented her in such a way.

Chun Li then finished her tea and set it on the table. She was about to get up before her elbow accidentally knocked down her cup after momentarily slipping on the clunky barstool. Thankfully the cup didn’t break as it rolled onto the floor. “Oh, pardon me,” Chun Li then got up and walked over to grab the item she dropped, which had rolled away from the pink-haired woman.

The stranger looked disappointedly to Chun Li thinking this conversation was starting to get good. However, something caught the woman’s attention as Chun Li went to retrieve the item. Actually, it was more like a spectacle that couldn’t be ignored. Chun Li’s legs looked much larger now that she was facing away from her. The woman’s eye widened a bit seeing Chun Li’s massive thighs which looked more than well fed as they stretched the seams of her brown leggings to the breaking point. They looked so soft and yet so strong at the same time, almost as if their volume served a dual purpose.

However, nothing could prepare the samurai for what was above those long, watermelon crushing legs. The back of Chun Li’s dress had apparently gotten stuck in her belt while she was sitting down, presenting the stranger with the largest pair of glutes she had ever seen on a woman of her musculature. Now she knew what Chun Li meant by power. These meaty, full buttcheeks were round and plump but mostly firm as they hardly jiggled when Chun Li was walking, and they left little to the imagination as they looked like they were about to rip her leggings from how tightly clad they fit.

It became all the more clear how thick she was when Chun Li bent over showing how shapely her butt still looked in this position. The stranger almost broke a sweat as she witnessed the titanic sight of such a thick, healthy woman. Her leggings were all the more wedgied by this action, giving the stranger a clear view of her massive asscrack and juicy cheeks. She knew her own peach was shapely, but Chun Li’s was something else.

Chun Li then stood up, allowing her fleshy rear to retain its even bigger, shapelier form. Her dress fixing itself as it got loose from her belt. However, the stranger still noticed quite a bit of meat was still showing making the previous show she had witnessed all the more legendary.

Chun Li put the cup in the counter before excusing herself. “Thank you, I’ll be going now.” And so she turned to the door and began to leave only for a hand to grab her wrist startling the Kung Fu master. Chun Li turned to her right to find the woman had got up from her seat.

“Tell me more about your training,” the stranger asked calmly.

Chun Li didn’t understand. “W-what do you meant.”

There was a brief pause before the stranger responded. “If you like my company, then maybe we should make the most of it.” She then let go of Chun Li’s wrist. “I don’t mind buying you a drink.”

Chun Li was taken aback by the woman’s demeanor; but since she didn’t have any plans, she decided to indulge her interest. “This is going to be a weird day,” Chun Li thought to herself.



Her name was Baiken. A warrior from another world with scars that ran deep; a family destroyed and a woman left wandering the world. Apparently holding a conversation like the one they had here was rare for the fiery samurai. She declined to tell where exactly she was from as she assured Chun Li that it wouldn’t make much sense to her.

Not that it really mattered to Chun Li as this woman was friendly and open enough for her to be trusted. She told plenty of stories to Baiken how she lost a family as well, battling fighters all around the world while stopping a madman from conquering it.

Right now Baiken was on her second bottle of sake which she was generously giving to her new acquaintance. But whilst Baiken was drinking like a fish, Chun Li seemed wasted after four shots. “Uugh, drinking really isn’t a normal pastime for me,” Chun Li adjusted her seating position for she was slouched over, “not that I mind winding down.”

Baiken gave a small chuckle while glancing over at Chun Li. “Point taken. Besides, I always forget just how strong the alcohol here really is.” The woman’s words were almost contradictory as she had downed twenty shots in the past few minutes.

“Are you going to be okay?” replied an unbalanced Chun Li who just noticed how many empty shots were on the counter.

Baiken just scoffed as she downed another shot. “I can handle much more than this.” She then turned to Chun Li pointing her finger as if to make a point. “When you’ve seen the people you care about taken right in front of you, how much you drink no longer becomes a priority.”

These words pierced Chun Li like a dagger. Baiken’s habits were a product of her mental trauma, but her physique and said accomplishments told of a woman who let her wounds heal, but not her scars. “I’m quite impressed you’ve come so far, with what you’ve been through.” Chun Li smiled as she found this level of openness somewhat relaxing in her current state of partial intoxication.

Baiken was flattered by these words, as they were from someone she can relate to. “You’re not so bad yourself sister.” Baiken leaned her elbow on the table as if to show some confidence. “Still standing after so much booze? You must be a natural born alcoholic.”

Chin Li chuckled at this teasing, being in a much more lucid state of mind. However, this caused a sudden feeling in her stomach to go unnoticed as Chun Li’s laughter grew a bit more intense.




PFPFPFPLPLP!!*

Chin Li went silent and her cheeks turned bright red as a loud, meaty fart from her brown clad rump interrupted her laughter. A sharp pain hit Chun Li’s chest once she realized how embarrassing the situation had become.

Baiken hesitated to deliver a reaction since her fellow fighter looked mighty timid after her accidental outburst. Chun Li was now sulking whilst looking down at the counter attempting to avoid the reaction she believed Baiken was giving her. This was definitely not how Baiken wanted things to progress, so putting thought into her response was probably a good idea. Baiken waited a few seconds before finally breaking the silence.

“Well that’s one way to lighten up the mood,” spoke Baiken. That sounded a little more harsh than she wanted it to, but at least now it made Chun Li quit looking away from her.

As Chun Li turned her head to Baiken, she was surprised to see a slight blush on her face as well. Baiken looked almost confident in her demeanor but there was something she was hiding.

“I guess it’s my turn to break the ice.”

Chun Li didn’t understand what she meant by that until she watched Baiken audibly grunting whilst closing her eye.





PPFFFFFFPPPPPFPFPFPPPPPRP!!

And just like that, Chun Li was astonished to see Baiken rip a huge, brassy fart to break the stalemate.

Baiken sighed as she finished, leaving a perplexed Chun Li to wonder where this conversation was really going. “Ugh, I’m glad you’re making a storm, I’ve been holding these in for hours.” Baiken adjusted herself on the chair as she took another shot of hard liquor. “Tell me, do you like pickled radishes?” Baiken then leaned to the side away from Chun Li,

PLPRFFFFPFPFPPPPPFPFPFPPPPPPP!!!!

Baiken’s fart was even bigger and louder than before.

Chun Li was mortified to see the pink-haired warrior casually let herself go like it was nothing. However, being the one who started this exchange, it was only right not to scold her for it. But once Chun Li opened her mouth, the rotten stench irritated her greatly, forcing her to wave a hand near her face. “I guess it’s not a stretch to assume hard liquor gives people nasty farts.”

“Well in our case since you’re more of a lightweight and I’m super hammered.”

PFFFFFFPPP!

Another fart protruded from Baiken’s Kimono cake as Chun Li began to lighten up. “I guess I still have a lot to learn,” replied Chun Li who had just finished fanning the smell away.

PLPRPLPPRPRPLPLP!!!

Unfortunately the Kung Fu master was too late to hold in the next barrage of juicy poots that so easily erupted from her mighty prosterior. Chun Li squeaked at this sudden accident as she grabbed her hefty buns with her hands to prevent releasing more.

Baiken bursted into laughter after Chun Li’s cute reaction to her disgusting outburst. “You make such adorable expressions while your farts sound so nasty.”

Chun Li pouted at this comment. She didn’t like the implication that she was gross, even if that pertained to her bodily functions. “Hey, it’s not that horrible.” Chun Li was sulking again as Baiken continued laughing.

“I’m not saying that you’re gross or anything, just that your butt sounded like a muddy chainsaw.” Baiken grabbed the counter and pushed her rear out behind her.

PFFFFFPPLPLPPPFFPFPFPFPPPPPPPP!!!!!

Only to let out a bubbly fart that greatly relieved the emboldened drinker. Baiken then sat back down. She rested her elbow on the counter as she held her head with the palm of her hand. She was now looking at Chun Li giving a confident smirk even though this position wasn’t too comfortable for her massive boobs. “What do you think mine sounds like?”

PRPRPRPPPFPFPFPPPPPPPPPFPFPFFPFFP!!!!!!!

As Baiken’s brassy wind blew from her white undershorts clad rear, Chun Li fanned the air as the smell of Baiken’s alcoholic diet was becoming more potent. “All I can say is that they smell horrible.”

Then, an audible churning made itself well known to Chun Li. She looked down and rubbed her belly feeling the bubbling sensation on her hands. Her troubles were far from over.

PRPLPFFFFFPPPPPRRRPP!!!

Looking up to see Baiken rip another big fart whilst grinning proudly, Chun Li could see the woman she acquainted was enjoying herself. This was no longer a serious conversation, but rather a chance to loosen up. Chun Li grinned slightly once she realized what she was going to do.

Chun Li grabbed the table in front of her so she could adjust herself. She then stuck her massive rear outwards to loosen up her cheeks. This almost felt like one of the signature moves she performed on her opponents, but now, it would help her in another way. Chun Li closed her eyes and grunted as she felt the large buildup from earlier travel south.



PRRORQPRPRPRPRPRPROPPPBBBBBBBBPRPBPBBPBBPPPPQRPSH$!!!!!

“Aaaaagh.” Chun Li sighed in relief as she felt the deep-pitched fart sputter from her massive buttcheeks whilst soothing the rumbles in her tummy. As her fart ended in a wet note, Chun Li enjoyed the warm feeling of pent up gas between her two meat patties.

Baiken looked awestruck as she watched Chun Li suddenly rip ass without a care in the world. Her fart was insanely long and could easily be heard around the room. Quite the contrast for someone who seemed so quiet earlier. Baiken waved a hand in front of her face to ward off the smell as she couldn’t get a word out without choking on fumes.

“Holy crap! What the hell did you eat?” Baiken chuckled softly as the smell was truly irritating.

Chun Li smiled at Baiken’s remark. She put her index finger to her chin whilst looking up to play innocent, making the situation much more absurd. “Oh just some Chinese street food I had on the way here.” Chun Li looked down again and raised her fingers to eye level as if she was counting. “You know, some spicy chicken, spicy pork, spicy beef, some curry, curry for breakfast,…” as Chun Li continued listing out her seemingly gluttonous meal, she was counting every food using her fingers. Baiken had already lost count, but with every item came the growing smile of the pink haired woman, “…a large salad, some leftover noodles, and this fifth drink.” Chun Li then squinted in her bar stool with a look of straining written on her face.

PRQPRPRPLPLPLPLPLPRPLPLPLPPPPRPLPLPFPRQPT$&!!!!

Baiken watched candidly as Chun Li ripped a bubbly fart that lasted several seconds and ended wetly. “Ha! I knew those legs had a secret.” Baiken’s face winced a bit out of nowhere.

PLPLPLPRT!*

A juicy fart escaping Baiken’s rear. “Whoops, that came out of nowhere.”

Chun Li chuckled whilst waving a hand behind her posterior. “Hopefully those pickled radishes don’t come back to bite you.”

This girl was getting smart now. Baiken knew a competition when she heard it, and being in the intoxicated state she was in, there was no way she’d pass it down. “Huh, I don’t know about that,” Baiken stated mischievously.

She then grabbed the bottle on the counter and proceeded to drink straight from it. Baiken held the bottle high and brought it to her lips. She then took a few sips which could only mean she was having at least more than 3 shots all in one go. Baiken’s cheeks grew red as she was starting to feel uneasy. She then removed the bottle from her lips and sighed as she felt a rush course through her body.

*GROOugrrrrrrr* an audible groaning sound could be heard from Chun Li’s position. As Baiken set the bottle down, it was all too clear what was about to happened.

Baiken winced unexpectedly, feeling the sudden pressure of gas leave her stomach.

UUUUurp*


A loud belch suddenly exploded from Baiken’s mouth catching her by surprise.

PLPRPLPFPQRPSH€$PLPRRRPPPPFFFPPPPPPPRPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFPPRLPLP!!!!!!!*

But what surprised both girls was how Baiken’s nasty fart gained so much energy—loud, juicy, and meaty all the way through. “Aaaagh! Now that’s how it’s done,” said a relieved Baiken who let slip a silent fart while crossing her arms.

Chun Li waved a hand to her face to ward off the smell. “Gosh that was huge.” Suddenly, Chun Li swiped the bottle away from in front of Baiken and began pouring into her shot cup. “I guess a couple more wouldn’t hurt.” Chun Li poured sake into one of her previously empty ceramic cups. As she set the bottle down, Chun Li unhesitatingly downed a shot of sake. She could feel the burn of hard liquor against her throat as she put the cup down. However, Chun Li was once again determined as she grabbed another glass and downed it like it was nothing.

Baiken’s demeanor changed to concern as she watched the novice drinker potentially kill a few brain cells.

However, as Chun Li finished another round, Baiken gasped as her companion swiftly repeated the action with her last full cup, forcing her to interject. “Hey watch out! You’re going to fall over if you do that!” Baiken then took the cup out of Chun Li’s hand setting it on the table. As she looked into the King Fu master’s eyes, she could see how the booze had already done its work. Chun Li looked dazed as she was staring off at the ceiling. “Hey, Chunny, are you alright?” Baiken wasn’t fond of nicknames, but being buzzed changes one’s way of thinking.

Chun Li thankfully came back to Earth as she turned her head to Baiken. “Nggh, I think I’ll be fine…”

BRRRUUUP!*

And just like that, a huge burp erupted from Chun Li’s soft lips.

Baiken recoiled a bit as she felt some of the force from that nasty outburst. “Tch* good grief, at least warn me next time,” Baiken stated waving her hand.

Chun Li shifted back in her chair feeling a bit embarrassed. “Ugh sorry.” Suddenly, a familiar and yet powerful feeling caught the attention of the drunken Chun Li. GRRRGGGGRRGGLGGGGLRRRGLE!* A massive churning feeling in Chun Li’s stomach audibly presented itself forcing the poor girl to hug her tummy in pain. Chun Li whined as she felt the force of her next outburst grow more and more powerful every second, making her stomach feel tighter.

Baiken looked perplexed as she could only imagine what Chun Li was cooking up. “Whenever you’re ready my dear,” Baiken stated teasingly.

Chun Li only strained as she felt the force of her bowels begin to move. “Watch out, I’m gonna….hnngh,”



PPPPPPPFPRPPRPRPPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPPFPLPLPLPLPLP; UUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPP; PLPLPPLPFPFLFPLPLPLP; BUUUUOORRRR; PLPLPPRPLPLPSHPLFRPpppppppp!!!!!!!!!*

Obviously the food she had earlier wasn’t very healthy. Chun Li ripped a massive, cheek-flapping fart that sounded raunchy, only to be followed up two seconds later by an equally disgusting belch that lasted nowhere near as long as her persistent flatulence. GRRRRRRR* Chun Li turned to the side with her rear facing Baiken, as the pressure in her bowels was gnawing her to let loose again.

PLPPPPPPPFFPPFPRPPROOOUUUUUPLPLPSHPRPRQPLSH$&!!!!!!!!!!*

One last forceful fart finished off on a wet note. Chun Li sighed in relief whilst rubbing her tummy as her stomach felt better and her big butt felt warmer. “Agggghhhh, I think that’s enough drinking for one night.” Chun Li turned to Baiken only to see a wide-eyed face of utter shock and her hair a complete mess. Chun Li blushed as she realized where she was previously aiming. “Whoops, sorry, I should have warned you.”

Baiken scoffed as she began fixing her hair. “You’re just full of surprises aren’t you?”

Chun Li chuckled as she put a finger to her lip. “And some hot air.”

Baiken and Chun Li burst out in laughter at this statement. Their fun was far from over.


20 MINUTES LATER…


It was a humid night much common with the weather of the surrounding tropical forest. After thoroughly gassing out the bar, both female fighters made their way down a dirt path that was taking them to the place Chun Li was staying. Chin Li herself seemed surprisingly coordinated despite being undeniably drunk from her previous indulgence.

“I’m surprised you’re not stumbling,” stated Baiken whom was walking right of Chun Li looking tipsy herself as her eye seemed a bit lame.

Chun Li turned her head to Baiken still walking in professional manner. “I have to be nashur-ally balanced to do what I do…” suddenly, Chun Li gasped as her foot ran into a lodged rock in the ground, sending her tumbling forward. However, a hand grabbed her torso just in time stopping her from falling over.

PFFFPLP!*

This caused Chun Li to release as accidental fart in surprise.

Baiken giggled seeing her companion so clumsy. “Woah there, take it easy.” Baiken straightened out Chun Li as best she could with her one hand.

Chun Li stood up giggling at her silliness. It was indeed a silly moment for such a respectable martial artist, despite having gassed up a room moments earlier. As Chun Li regained her balance, she continued walking. “I jusch hope I don’t feel nauseous in the morning. I have so much to do,” she replied drunkenly.

Baiken’s eye widened as she realized she had forgotten something. “Ah that reminds me.”

Chun Li look interested as she watched Baiken search one of the modified pockets of her kimono. She then pulled out a glass bottle of what looked to be normal water.

“I always bring this in case of hangovers.” Baiken then popped the cork on top, which was attached to the bottle by a metal piece and took a swig of its contents. Baiken then strained herself as she felt the need to release.

PFFPLPLPPPPRRP!!*

A meaty fart shot out of Baiken’s sexy rear much to her relief. Chun Li’s face turned red as Baiken’s massive breasts jiggled from her bubbly outburst. “Ah, this always cleans me out so I can sleep comfortably.” Baiken took another sip feeling the hydrating relief of her special drink. “It’s a hydration fluid, might be good for your liver.” Baiken then handed the bottle to Chun Li. “Here have some.”

Chun Li felt no reason not to trust this woman, so she took the bottle unhesitatingly. She took a sip herself which ended up being longer than she expected as the contents of the bottle were impressively refreshing. As Chun Li finished her sip, she looked much more energized much to the chagrin of Baiken. “Ahhhh! That feels much better.” Indeed, Chun Li was ecstatic as she could not stop herself from taking another swig. Chun Li sighed in relief as she felt immense joy, like someone finding water in the desert.

“What did I tell you?” replied a satisfied Baiken. She then reached her arm over to Chun Li as if to tell her to hand over the bottle. Chun Li did as such and Baiken took the next sip.

10 MINUTES LATER…

“I’m guess-ing you’re staying somewhere close by,” slurred Chun Li before taking another swig.

“Close by?” Baiken began scratching the back of her head. “Oh, sorry I’m not. Wasn’t planning on sleeping either.”

Chun Li’s eyes widen just as she had finished drinking. “Huh? You can’t just walk off all that alcohol!”

Baiken chuckled before replying. “I’ve walked miles in a drunken stupor, it’s nothing to worry about.”

“No, I refuse!” Chun Li stated before downing more of the bottle’s contents. “Come stay with me, I have plenty of room.”
The last thing she wanted was her friend to take a long night walk alone through a rural area, experienced or not.

Baiken couldn’t help but smile at the woman’s generosity, letting in a stranger she just met. “I’m not sure that’s a good idea.” Baiken rubbed the back of her neck feeling somewhat guilty. She realized the woman she got drunk was now offering her home to her, that just didn’t sit well with Baiken.

“Trust me, this isn’t the first time I let someone in. Besides, I wouldn’t mind a little sparring in the morning.”

Baiken laughed at this, given the fact that Chun Li was no longer slurring her words. Then, Baiken took the bottle from Chun Li, immediately taking a drink like it was the bottle of sake from earlier. Baiken sighed as she removed the bottle from her lips. “I just hope you’re able to wake up tomorrow. If not, I’ll be there to drag your ass out of bed.”

Chun Li smiled. “Duly noted.”

Baiken then took another drink before she felt something bubbling in her stomach. GGGGRRRG* By the time she finished drinking, Baiken couldn’t help but notice how reactive her stomach had become. An audible gurgling sound from Baiken’s belly made itself known to the two causing Baiken to look down for a second. Then, once Baiken felt relaxed she made her predicament clear. “hnnngh..”

PLPFPQRPLPRPPFP-SHPLRBP??$!!!!!!!

With a light grunt, Baiken’s loud, juicy fart turned from wet to sloppy in a matter of seconds. The sound caught Chun Li off guard, as she was worried there may have been more than just a fart. “Woah, are you alright?”

Baiken sighed she felt the pressure moving in her tummy. “Never felt better.”

PRQSHPLPFPPPLPLPLPSPLPLSPLPFP??$!!!!!!

Another monster wet fart made itself clear as it was nastiest sounding emission Baiken had released. “Ahhh, that drink goes straight through me after so much booze. Not that I mind a little more gas.”

Chun Li was still deeply concerned by this behavior, especially because of the fact that those farts smelled much more potent, like someone really needed to take a dump. “Just don’t go overboard before we get to my place,” Chun Li stated waving her hand to ward off the smell. Unfortunately for Chun Li, that hand would be reserved for the pressure in her stomach, as a large buildup had been unknowingly brewing in her for the last few minutes. “Ooh, speaking of which…”

PFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPFFPPT!!!!!!!

Chun Li did not hesitate to release a meaty fart to relieve herself. Chun Li sighed as the buildup traveled south, only to be met by a similar force a few seconds later.

PLPLPRRRRPPFFFFFT!!!!

Chun Li kept rubbing her belly as the pressure only kept getting stronger. Chun Li cringed as her farts became difficult to control.

PLPLPPFFPP!!!
PpplplPRRRRRPPPP!!!
PRRPPPQPLPLPLPLP!!!!

Baiken watched smirkingly Chun Li’s pants-hugging big butt churn out juicy farts like they were nothing. “Looks like someone’s a little pent up.”

Chun Li giggled as more farts brewed within her large hips. “Yeah, I’ve been feeling so bloated these past few minutes. I’ve tried keeping them silent but my stomach just won’t stop rumbling.” Chun Li winced as she felt another big fart needing to be released.

PPPPPFFFFFFFPFPPFPPPRRRRT!!!!!

Baiken could only imagine how nasty Chun Li’s rear must smell at ground zero. Those big juicy melons were probably drowning in sweat on top of her already swampy emissions. It made Baiken all the more curious to how such a woman could handle all that weight and remain agile. “Did anyone ever tell you you have a nice ass?”

Chin Li wasn’t too surprised hearing this for it wasn’t the first time someone pointed out her bottom heavy physique. “Ha, so that’s what you were staring at,” Chun Li replied jokingly. “Why yes, I make sure whatever weight I gain is put to good use, from my legs to my glutes. They are the source of my strength and the reason I’m such a notorious Kung Fu prodigy.”

Baiken Laughed at Chun Li’s statement. “Oooh how impressive, I was only complementing that big booty you got there.”

Chun Li scoffed cockily at this remark. “Well maybe my ‘big booty’ will be more than just for show, if you’re up for a challenge.” Chun Li then reached her hand out for the bottle Baiken was holding.

Baiken handed her the bottle willingly, “I’ll be looking forward to it. Hnnngh…”

PRPRPRPPPLPLPRRPPPFPLPLPLPLRPSHQPFSH€£€??*!!!

Baiken released a juicy poot as her companion took another sip. “Hooo, that felt ripe.”

Chun Li wanted to respond, but the sudden churning in her stomach distracted her once she was done sipping.
GRGGGGRRRRggggg!
Eyes widened in panic, Chun Li rubbed her belly with her hand once the growning grew louder and more violent.
GRRRGRLRLLLGGRR!!!
Chun Li recoiled as a sudden surge hit her belly. Cringing, she could feel her insides start to boil like a hot soup, like the buildup was just dying to escape her body.

Baiken looked over to Chun Li as she looked like she was struggling to keep her pace. “Um, are you okay?”

Chun Li made a nervous grin trying to downplay her predicament. “It’s just all that alcohol probably didn’t mix too well with the chicken and curry I had today.” Chun Li grunted as the churning forced her to inch out her stomach a bit to relieve some pressure. “My place isn’t too far now, hopefully I can….GGRRRRGGGggrrr…..hnnnnnNNGH!!” Another surge of pain struck Chun Li’s midsection forcing her to lose control.






PSHPLPRPPRPLPLPLPFPLPLPRPPPPPPPPP-PP-PSSHPLSH$&???-PPPPLPLPLP-SHPLPT????!!! [*!!!!!!!]

Chun Li’s eyes opened wide as a few swampy farts made her stop, loudly acknowledging how messy Chun Li’s underwear would be before a loud cacophony of ambiguous sharts finished the barrage.

Baiken stopped as well, turning to her friend to see the sheer embarrassment in her eyes. Baiken looked dumbstruck as the fresh stench hit her nose like the smell of raw sewage. Baiken then looked to Chun Li’s pants which didn’t look to have sustained any damage.

“Um,” was all Baiken could say before Chun Li whined holding her stomach in her arm.

PLPLPLPSHPLURPLP??$@$$&PLPLPLPFPRQPSH$@$??!!

Baiken contemplated the situation she was in as her friend unloaded more dangerously wet farts into her tight pants. “You know you can just go in the woods if you can’t make it.”

Chun Li made a fake smile to hide the amount of embarrassment she was feeling right now. “Oh yeah, great idea.” Chun Li then handed the bottle off to Baiken now holding her mighty rear with her other hand. She turned to face the woods slowly turning as though she was walking on thin ice “I guess this tree is a good spot.” GRgggGGG!! “Ooooooh!” Chun Li grunted as her backed up stomach wasn’t giving her many options.

PLPLPSHPLPRPSPSQPLQPLPQPLPLFPRPSHPPPLT$&&$@&??!!!!!

Chun Li grunted sadly as a wet, bubbly fart rippled her panties as they soon turned dangerously sloppy like before. Chun Li could feel the warm, mushy filth against her underwear as her now obvious shart concluded.

As Baiken watched the mess unfold, she was surprised to she Chun Li’s rear still looking clean as ever despite her messy farts. “Hey, I guess the brown pants really saved the day.” Without much thought Baiken playfully spanked Chun Li on her right asscheek.

Chun Li jumped in surprise stood up, forgetting the monster she was holding back.

PSHPLPT$&[splorsh]SHPRQPQPQPRQPRLPPPPP
PRUPSH&$@&$$&@&$&&&$&??????????????????!!!!!!
PRPLPPLPLPSHPSHPSHP$&&&$&&$&SHPLFPQ€£€£!!!!!

Chun Li turned bright red as her massive buttcheeks experienced the warm gushy consequence of her poor diet as her waste filled up the back of her stretched leggings. A large dark stain and bulge formed through her thick underwear confirming she had thoroughly messed herself.

Baiken watched as her tall, friendly partner Chun Li’s scrumptious ass turned into a mud pit within the span of five seconds. She immediately felt awful given that she was the one who encouraged her to drink in excess. Baiken looked away for a moment wondering how she should approach this. Then, she got an idea as she began finishing the contents of the bottle.

“Wow, I didn’t know you had it in you,” Baiken said playfully as she dropped the bottle. “Hnnnngh..” Baiken strained herself as she grunted, carelessly loosening her bowels.







PWOPRPLPLPSHPLURT$@&$?????!!

A disgustingly sloppy emission startled Chun Li as realized she was no longer the one ripping ass. She turned to see Baiken making a devious grin seemingly enjoying herself. “Ah, there we go.” Baiken strained herself again.

PLPRPPSHPORPPFP$@&$$???!!!

A wet, swampy emission made it clear Baiken wasn’t concerned for her dignity. “Hooo, and here I was thinking I’d be the first one to shit myself. Guess there’s still a chance for second place. Baiken then started walking down the trail again like nothing happened.

PLPLPSHPLLLPPPpppppppPRPLPSHQQPPQPPLORSH$&&&&??????!

“Oh yeah, that definitely did it,” Baiken stated as her creamy emission sounded more than just offensive. “Aw and these were my favorite underwear.” Baiken then lifted the back of her kimono causing a perplexed Chun Li to open her mouth in disbelief. “Tell me, is it bad.”

Chun Li gawked silently as she saw the toned ass of Baiken above her now exposed, sexy legs. Her butt was clad in short shorts which had a fairly obvious brown stain to indicate her lack of care.

PLPLPPLPLPRPPPLLPSHPLORPQSHSHSH$&$$$??????!

Chun Li cringed as she watched the brown stain grow bigger as the gorgeous samurai simply let herself go.

“Ahhhh, no need to answer.” Baiken let go of her Kimono hiding the disaster she caused. She then turned her head to Chun Li with an uncaring expression. “Well I hope you got something extra to wear, else I’m shit outa luck.” Baiken continued walking along the trail…

PLPLPSHP???!
PFPPPRPLP??!

…still farting without a care in the world.

Chun Li continued to look awestruck as she couldn’t believe what just happened.
Ggrrrrrrrrgggg*
Suddenly, the churning in her stomach ramped up again meaning her predicament was not yet over.

Chun Li smiled, realizing she had just met someone who cared about her even in the most embarrassing situation. She lightly jogged to catch up to Baiken, ignoring the junk in her truck. “Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty.”

KRPLPRSHPROOOPPPP?????!

Chun Li unloaded another wet popper into her pooped pants, enjoying her newfound friendship.

Baiken returned with a genuine smile. “Great, because I really don’t think I can salvage these.
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