Lucky Night

Slide over here
No. Closer
Bartender, a drink for this lovely young thing
I’ll have another whiskey while you’re at it

Drink up
I’ll order us dinner here in this fine pub
Corned beef and cabbage to go with that fruity umbrella drink
Cosmo. Excuse me

The waiter looks like a leprechaun
Don’t you think?
Or maybe Robin Williams from Mork and Mindy days
With the rainbow suspenders and the four leaf clover pinned to his cap?
Nanu nanu indeed

Another drink?
Anything for m’lady
And with enough of that down your throat I might just find me a pot of gold tonight


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Write a story or poem that does NOT include the words GREEN or IRISH
but DOES include all of the following, bolded -

pot of gold
corned beef and cabbage
leprechaun
four leaf clover
rainbow