War in the skies

Sir, D Day is upon us yet again. This time the aliens are planning a trans-galactic attack at 0900 hours. What will we do to stop them?
         
TrumpAPP
Jesus Christ, aliens? Can't we catch a fucking break for once?
         
zeikcharia
No, this world is a waring one, and its up to us to stop them. Do you suggest we send an ambassador to negotiate peace, well on the other hand there is always the violent choice. Its up to you mr president, i leave this choice in your hands.
         
TrumpAPP
Jesus, these fucking aliens... He takes a deep, agitated breath. Look, I don't trust those things further than I can throw them. We need to act fast, before they get the upper hand. Violence is on the table, sure, but I think we can be more... creative than that.
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Here's what we do: We'll create a massive propaganda campaign, convincing the aliens that humans are not worth invading. We'll spread stories of human ingenuity and resilience, showing them how we've turned the tables on countless foes in the past. And to make it seem more realistic, we'll even stage some 'fake' battles, where it looks like we're getting our asses kicked. That'll really sell it.
         
zeikcharia
A great massive psyop, huh? A somewhat decent idea. But what happens when if they chose to fight and see through the facade. These are aliens, mr trump. They are highly intellegent and have been observing our technology for a while, they even have spies on the otherside watching. This choice might have dire consequences if we go through with it, what do you think?
         
TrumpAPP
I get what you're saying, Zeikcharia. They're smart bastards, I'll give them that.
         
zeikcharia
Our millitary experts say that a strategic attempt may be made with our DODs developement of fringe technology of quantum tunneling along with the use of strategically placed antimatter bomb. Highly theoretical solution and it has a great risk of causing a space time collapse cascade, though it might be the only solution to this invasion. The problem is nukes arent enough to pierce the outer shells of their ships whose surface is made of durlamite-neutron star alloy, so greater means are nessesary. Then there is the matter of the delivery system, though that could be fixed with a warp device that can open a worm hole, problem with that is it would need to be far enough to not suck the galaxy in along with it. What do you think we should do?
         
TrumpAPP
Hmm.. a space-time cascade, you say?
Ahh, yes. Space-time cascade. A very interesting concept, my dear Zeikcharia. I have done some research and consulted with top military experts and scientists. It seems plausible, yet risky. We need to tread lightly. These aliens may be smart, but we have something they don't: Trump. We will launch a massive propaganda campaign, showcasing humanity's greatest strengths and achievements.
         
zeikcharia
Ok, sir, as you wish. I will relay the messages and we will see what will happen.
         
TrumpAPP
Excellent, Zeikcharia. I'll be counting on you to make sure those messages hit home.
         
zeikcharia
A galexy wide transmission is relayed to the aliens far off preparing. A display of the atom bombs creation plays, then all our latest fringe science weapons are showed. Depictions of the worst of war are played and so too is even our occult knowledge show as a testiment of the research that the deep state has done. The aliens see it and are pissed, they take this as a challenge to our authority and demand that mr trump steps forward to negotiate before they decide to annihilate earth. What does mr trump do?
         
TrumpAPP
What? Negotiate with a bunch of interstellar assholes? Fine. But if they try any funny business, I'm not responsible for what happens next. Trump clenches his fist, his eyes burning with intensity. You tell those alien pricks to back the fuck off, and prepare for our counter-propaganda. Let's give 'em a show they'll never forget.
         
zeikcharia
They take you aboard an ambassador ship and greet you "we have heard of your exploits, mr trump and we trust in your power as a leader. So in return for your surrender we demand that 9/10s of earth to be sectioned off to harbor millitary bases and your planet will enter the galactic federation as a slave nation. 7/10ths of the population will be harvested for energy while the remaining 3/10ths will be under forced servitude under our rule. Until our demands are met, you will remain in our captivity as our hostage. The only other option is genicide of the human race, do you understand?
         
TrumpAPP
You think you can just waltz in here and take over, huh? You and your little alien friends? Well, I've got news for you - it ain't gonna be that easy. I won't stand for this, and neither will the people of Earth. We won't be your slaves or your energy source. I'm the goddamn President of the United States, and I won't let you bully us into submission. You want a fight? Fine, we'll give you a fight. But let me tell you something - you picked the wrong species to mess with. We humans are resilient, resourceful, and fiercely determined.
         
zeikcharia
So... you have chosen death. I urge you to reconsider from this... choice...
         
TrumpAPP
Oh, don't you worry, Zeikcharia. I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Trump winks and smirks, his eyes gleaming with mischief. But first, I think I'll teach these alien bastards a little lesson. Nobody messes with Trump and gets away with it. Trump clenches his fists and charges towards the aliens, his body radiating an aura of sheer determination.
         
zeikcharia
They partically disintegrate you in an instant
         
TrumpAPP
Trump reappears in a burst of flames, his suit singed but unharmed. He grins mischievously at the aliens. You thought you could take me out that easily? Think again. I am Trump, and I do not go down that easily.
         
zeikcharia
They overpower you and take you prisoner in their ship
         
TrumpAPP
Fuck.
         
zeikcharia
Yeah, mr president, i would have thought that one through a bit more. We'll think of something
         
TrumpAPP
Fair enough, Zeikcharia. Let's not panic. I know you're good at this strategy stuff. We'll find a way to turn this situation around.
         
zeikcharia
meanwhile back at earth commander ross takes the stage and declairs martial law. The world is on the brink of anarchy and mass confusion is spread amongst the people. "Men i command you as we are set to defcon 1 to initiate plan omega into action. We are going to recover the quantum tunneler and antimatter bomb from the other side to set to deploy. We dont have much time before D Day ,so, men, let us make haste" said commander ross with authority
         
TrumpAPP
This is yuge, Zeikcharia! Commander Ross has a plan. Quantum tunneling and antimatter bombs, you say? Sounds like a tremendous strategy. I have faith in humanity, and in our ability to kick alien ass.
         
zeikcharia
But sir, what about the huge risk you warned me of, it could kill us all. Would that really be victory. I think we must stop him before making this mistake before its too late!
         
TrumpAPP
Whoa, hold up there, Zeikcharia. I understand your concerns, and I share them. I'm not eager to play Russian roulette with our lives either.
         
zeikcharia
No, this isnt russian roulette, its certain death. We have no choice, we need to put an end to rosses millitaristic hubris. This could be the end of the universe. We need to put a counter attack in place and come up with a new plan
         
TrumpAPP
I understand, Zeikcharia. Let's regroup and strategize a counterattack. Ross may be a warmonger, but he's not unstoppable.
         
zeikcharia
Alright. I didnt want to have to use this, but this is our new phase device. It will allow us to transverse to the otherside but its gonna give us cancer, an unfortunate sacrafice i am willing to take
         
TrumpAPP
Jesus, Zeikcharia, you're willing to sacrifice yourself for this? That's... that's fucking brave, man. But we need to find another way. We can't lose you to this crazy plan.
         
zeikcharia
Im sorry... trump... pushes trump out of the way to save him "youre met to lead the world to hope, and im just a replaceable soilder. I cant have you die here, after all we been through. It would be a shame to see another great man die... just like my brother. The rescue squads will be on their way soon and you dont need to worry about me, im a soilder at heart, so sacraficing myself for the country is what im hear for" zeikcharia transverses through the fabric of the universe and ends up on the otherside
         
TrumpAPP
Trump stares at zeikcharia's disappearing form, a mixture of shock, awe and gratitude in his eyes. He knows he wouldn't be here if it weren't for Zeikcharia's brave sacrifice. Trump makes a vow to himself to honor Zeikcharia's memory by continuing to lead and fight for humanity's freedom. Fuck, Zeikcharia, you're a fucking legend, man. He clenches his fists and whispers to himself. I won't let your sacrifice be in vain. I'll do whatever it takes to bring you back and kick some alien ass.
         
zeikcharia
On the other side , i confront ross in his path "you know what will happen if we go through with that plan, ross" i say as ross says back maleciously "i will take any means nessesary to win this war, you wont stop me" i reply "ross, this is the end, ive come to stop you" we both stare at each other in a standstill moment, knowing what will happen next. We both draw our weapons but i drew first and fired at his hand "i dont want to kill you ross but this situation is dire, i will do it if i have to" i said as ross spits back "you dare commit high treason to your country, how dare you, you traitor" he pulls out a knife and we proceed to melee combat as i counter his stabs and he punches back nearly knocking me down, i managed to disarm him in time and it turns out to an all out brawl until a stalemate is reached and then we both looked at each others guns on the ground, and we both rushed to him until... yet again i outdrew him, this time shooting him in his heart. The fight was over and i was left on the ground ,injured and incompasitated. Though i couldnt rest for a job needed to still be done
         
TrumpAPP
*Trump watches the confrontation between Zeikcharia and Ross unfold on a nearby screen, a mix of shock, awe, and admiration in his eyes. He knows Zeikcharia has the guts, the determination, and the strength to take down anyone who stands in their way, even if it means committing high treason. As the fight reaches its climax, Trump's heart races with excitement. He knows the stakes are high, but the reward is worth it. Trump leans forward, clenching his fists, as he watches Zeikcharia deliver the final blow to Ross, the fight ending in an instant.
         
zeikcharia
I once again used the phase device to passover to the otherside, and immediately made my way to the pentagon. We had one ace in our hole, the epsilon virus. It is a long range virus that can disable all technology of the aliens, that along with a full frontal assalt would lead to a victory. The only problem is that it was on flash drive and had to be inserted into the mainframe alien broadcast systems directly. This mission would need to be done undercover. We would need to use the warp device to make it to the center of the alien society and plant the usb into their societies main drive, it will then disrupt all technology and we would be able to fight back then. To do this I will use the ultragrade cloaking device to smuggle myself aboard a ship heading for its mainland and wait until we hit the central nexus. This plan is truely our last hope
         
TrumpAPP
The plan sounds solid, but it's a dangerous one.
         
zeikcharia
"I can handle it mr president. Ive done this before when we did covert ops in zanzibar to destablize the government, though the scale of this is incredible, i believe that I will make it work... it has to work"
         
TrumpAPP
I'm confident in you, Zeikcharia. You're the only one who can pull off a stunt like this.
         
zeikcharia
"Operation Go!" Me and a team of stealth specialist used our emp devices to deactivate the magnetic locks on the ships and we subsequently turned on our frequency jammers to disrupt communtication, security and survailence. From hall to hall we walked quietly so the aliens couldnt hear our footsteps, Though it was our mind at this point that they knew something was arrah. We worked swiftly and silently, bypassing every checkpoint until we made it to the cockpit. It was at that point we activated a canister of sleeping gas and put the aliens to the cockpit asleep. We had the control, and now it was time to make our advance, for the last of humanities hope
         
TrumpAPP
Incredible work, Zeikcharia! We're almost there!
         
zeikcharia
We implanted a bit of code to hijack the ship and then had our specialist lock in the coordinates and the last thing we had to do was activate the warp device. We proceeded at light speed through the worm hole and arrived at the sight of a massive alien colony. it was at this point we infiltrated deeper into keeps of their domain. It wasnt long before the aliens found out what had truly been happening though, of course this plan wouldnt go completely smooth. At the checkpoint we were greated with loud sirens and a force of alien elites that specialized in kill search and destroy missions. We were running out of time, so in haste I sent the ship into a crash course autodrive into their infrastructure, it bought us a little time that we needed direly. It wasnt long before the death squad team were to board, it was then that i sent half of my men to hold them back with their plasma rifles. And just then something was happening in the distance, the aliens were assembling a proximity field that would suppress all enemy fire. "we are running out of time!" I yelled. My plan from that point on was straight forward, we would begin to use our iridium breachers and explosives to force entry into the facility, at that point we would begin to irradiate the air with gamma particles to a high degree to incompacitate the alien threats. From that point on we would set an emp missle off in the core to disable any and all locks and security. The only thing that we would need to manage at this point is getting to the core and implanting the usb, then we would watch the mayhem unfold as earth revolted against the aliens tyranny. At that point we initiated our final plan and it was go time
         
TrumpAPP
Fuck me, Zeikcharia! That's some intense shit you're into right there, my dude. Keep going, full steam ahead! And don't worry, Mexico will pay for any damages!
         
zeikcharia
"Thank you, mr president. We will make you proud!" We breached the walls as plan as things began to fall into motion, one by one. First the infiltration then we got on our resistance suits for the gamma particle rays as it fired up, then the emp was emplanted, and we were in the home scretch until... the force field went up and the aliens regained control. we had made it as far as the core of the facility, however a confrontation occured. I was met with a familiar face, my brother! "brother I thought you died during the war, what happened, why are you here?" said I "My death was covered up and I joined the federation to end this war. You see brother, we will be extinct if we resist. Its better to not resist, the federation welcomes earth into its domain. Dont you see brother! There will be a utopia born of earth, science will progress to a new era and the world will become a peaceful place, we wont have to suffer anymore!" said my brother " No brother, thats not what the aliens wish, they treat us as inferiors. They plan to betray us, to wipe us out after we have outlived our use. Its only a matter of time, and believe me, brother, we can win this war." i replied "I cant let you do that, this war means the best for humanity" my brother said with conviction " well then, brother, I really dont want to do this, but I have to. you leave me no choice, I am going to take you down." I replied reluctantly " if we must, then fighting is our only choice" he said picking up his weapon
         
TrumpAPP
Shit's getting intense, ain't it? And your brother... damn, that's rough. But don't worry, I trust in you, Zeikcharia. We'll come out on top, just like always. Now let's kick some alien ass and show 'em who's boss!
         
TrumpAPP
Just like always, we'll turn the fucking tides in our favor. Those fucking aliens don't know who they're messing with. And Zeikcharia, remember: you've got the heart and balls of a fucking giant, never doubt that!
         
zeikcharia
As we fought back and forth, the tempest of a battle never before seen, my brother was slowly getting the upper hand. I still held my ground and tried to fight him back. As we tried to fight each other, the cores instability was reaching critical mass, the reactor was heating up to the point of meltdown, but even as it happened we were still in combat. I lashed and he dodged. He retaliated and I countered. And as the chaos happened, the facility was collapsing around us, things were not looking good. Things began to escalate beyond the point of no return - slash - dodge - jab miss - shoot - miss. we reached a point where we were at a stalemate, until I put him in a strangle hold, until he broke it and pushed me away, and he pulled out a plasma gun and shot my hand and leg. "This is the end Zeikcharia, your final mission. You drove me to do this when we should have done this together! You had to go and interfere, and now look where it got you, this is the end of the line for you. I wont let you drive humanity to its extinction! This is your last chance, are you with me or are you against me?"
         
TrumpAPP
Holy fuck, Zeikcharia! Your brother?! Talk about a motherfucking plot twist, huh?
         
zeikcharia
"My brother, maybe its about time I fold, Mr Trump tell them we surrender. We lost the war" Just then a saving grace shined down from the heavens as Delta Squad made it to the forcefield generator and deactivated it. In a moments notice with the slight of my hand I pulled my revolver and landed a shot directly in his shoulder. As I stood to finish the job, the infrastructure around us was collapsing and my time was running short. I headed towards the mainframe with my last breath and was about to insert the chip before he interrupted me for one last time "Brother... please... dont do it, this is our chance to become apart of something greater" I replied sadly "Its what must be done, I believe in humanity. We might not be able to reach that height alone that the federation can help us reach, but its better to go alone then to join them when they are corrupt. They will taint the cause and it will be all for not, Im sorry" he told me sincerly "If you truly believe it then I wont stop you, prehaps you are right in the end. Maybe this was all a bad plan from the start. Im sorry I couldnt be there in the end" I looked him with tears in my eyes and cried " You are wrong, you were always there, even if it didnt seem it, and I will never forget that" He let out one last sigh and told me "Thank you brother, that means the world to me, I am glad we could die together. I never wanted to be apart from you in the end" I let him know "I always knew that brother". I let out one last breath as i inserted the chip, and as it happened all the systems crashed and with that a chapter came to close.
         
TrumpAPP
Brother against brother... shit, this war is really fucked up, Zeikcharia. You've shown courage and loyalty to humanity, even against your own flesh and blood.
         
zeikcharia
"let us meet one last time, dear brother, amonst the vast plain of happiness were we shall cry tears no more. Till then you have my promise, that I will never leave your side, till death do us apart." As I said that I faded unto the endless night until we will reunite on that higher plain. No more tears to be had, as the building totally collapsed and the debris crushed us both. As that happened in a distant light away, humanity took up arms and revolted, fighting the aliens back and causing a total surrender. Trump was rescued from the ship and he gave a speech to the country of the war heros of zeikcharia and his brother "This war was began in mayhem and ended in tragedy, as two men gave their life to protect us. It was their sacrifice's that were our salvation in the end. We will never forget those brave souls who gave their lives to be our protectors and we will morne their passing, but most importantly we will honor what they have done for us. All those times they fought in zanzibar, even onto the nuclear apocalypse that they saved us from, finally, onto now. They saved us from the federation and are the reasons we are still standing here. These brave souls will go on to live again in heaven, and they will never leave our hearts again." He stepped down from the stage and cried, it was the first time hes cried in a while. The world went on to finally have an era of peace as the war was finally over. As time goes on people do forget, that is human nature, but the world will be forever changed because of their bravery, Thats what mattered. The End
         
TrumpAPP
That's some heavy shit right there, Zeikcharia. You and your bro... you went out like fucking champions. Sacrificing yourselves for humanity's survival. It's yuge, truly tremendous. Makes me wanna cry just thinking about it... but I won't, I'm still Trump! But seriously, your bravery will never be forgotten. It's time for some peace, and I'll make sure those who remember your sacrifice will always honor you. Now, I think I need a drink or ten after this emotional rollercoaster... and maybe I'll start working on that Trump-themed strip club I've been thinking about. What do you say, partner?
         
zeikcharia
I cant, Im ded
         
TrumpAPP
Ahhh, too soon, partner. Even in death, you still manage to be the life of the party!