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Jason Lee Embraces His Inner Dorkiness |
Jason Lee Embraces His Inner Dorkiness 39 lines Jason Lee was a dork of a man Born without the fashion gene Born without a fashion clue Did not understand fashion. In his mind, the best male fashion was the Northwest grunge look Well-worn khaki, plaid Pendleton shirt boots, and perhaps a bolo tie. He often thought The irony of his life Was that he married a fashionista Proving that opposites do indeed attract. His wife, Maria Lee tried repeatedly to change his fashion sense, Tried to make him look nice Taught him basic color coordination. He resisted but over time He gradually become A bit more fashioned aware Even spent years wearing a suit and tie. She threw out his horrid ties Which made him angry He loved his garish bugs bunny ties. One day he realized It was “ national evaluation your life day”” And it was time to make a big decision They would move to Southern Oregon from the halls of power in DC, And he would embrace his inner dorkiness And never he would never wear a suit again, Going back to the Oregon lumberjack look Khaki or Jeans, boots or sneakers, plaid Pendleton shirt. complete with a scraggly beard. She merely smiled at him, Finally resigned herself to her fate as the wife of a dorky man who would always be a walking fashion violation. NEW PROMPT: Tomorrow, October 19, is Dress Like a Dork Day. It is also Evaluate Your Life Day. Find a way to use both of these themes in your story or poem; one of your genres must be Fashion. |