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Which is a very scary thought if you think about it.
Our customers know what they like, and what they like is something that tastes great. That's why our chefs employ only the finest witch-finders. Witches add piquancy to pies; sizzle to stews and add some real bang to our finest long pork sausages. Wherever a witch might be found our witch-finders will be sure to sniff them out. They'll tenderise them and then deliver them to us as fresh as their first scream of terror. We'll do the rest, so busy housewives can feed their family 'Hansel & Gretel's Finest Foods.' Remember Mum... 'There's a little witch in all of us.'
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