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A British man turns 50 and gets given a replica Dr Who Tarsis and strangly saves the Dr. |
My name is Lee Greatrex and as I celebrated my 50th birthday surrounded by my family and friends, little did I know that my life was about to take a turn into the realm of science fiction. I had always been a fan of the television show Doctor Who, with its time-travelling Time Lord main character, known simply as The Doctor. Little did I know that I would soon find myself face to face with the ultimate adversary of The Doctor himself. But before that, I, Who is a domestic worker turned to my wife in bed and said to the most ravishing British woman ever, “Good morning my darling Tracy, are you awake? It’s my 50th birthday yay!!! Tracy turned to me and passionately kissed me on the lips, hugged me tightly and then said, “Welcome to the 50 Club old man, I love you to Pluto and back!!! Get up now my handsome man, for your boys and I have got an exciting day planned for you, thank you for being you!” I washed and put on my smartest jeans and London Marathon orange t-shirt. I quickly marched downstairs to the delights of seeing my two boys; Tyler and Finley, which was the greatest gift a man could wish for and I thanked the gods every second of every single day. Nevertheless, my family presented me with an array of presents that I felt eternally grateful for. My three favourites were Marzipan and Coconut Ice Cream, Backstage passes, and Victoria Hall in Hanley. And the most marvellous gift a sci-fi fan could wish for and something my wife and boys could not have foreseen but would change my life forever. As I entered the living room, my boys were waiting eagerly for my arrival, Finley shouted “Daddy’s birthday is 50 today! Love you Daddy Haven’t we got lots of lovely presents for you today? Can I help you? Open them Daddy Open them, Daddy?” I gave my Seven-year-old Finley a huge embrace and said Seven-year-old Finley a huge embrace and said thank you and high-five him too., “thank you” and high-five him too. Tyler said. “Hi, happy birthday to the best dad in the universe. I hope you have a marvellous day and you love all your presents from us and your family too. Thank you for being the best dad in the world and for everything you do for us!!! we have organised lunch out at Chesters Posh Hotel and in the evening, a big party with your family and friends. we couldn’t wrap your biggest present very well and Fin Bob wanted to keep pulling the wrapping paper off, So it doesn’t leave too much to the imagination, Dad. “Thank you, Tyler and Finley Bob you’re the best boys in the Multiverse ever!” I said, as I gave my boys a massive hug and fist-pumped them too. I pulled off the wrapping paper revealing the Electrifying replica Tardis, From my favourite TV show: Doctor Who. However before I could examine the magnificent birthday present closer, Suddenly a blinding blue light filled the room and I found myself being pulled towards the box, Before I knew it, I was inside the Time travelling machine hurtling through space and time at incredible speeds to an unknown destination, Just like in the Television show. As the tardis materialised on earth in the year 3024, I realised I had been chosen for a special mission. The doctor’s Deadliest Adversaries had come together to outmanoeuvre and attack their arch-enemy, and it was up to me to stop them. With the fate of the universe hanging in the balance, I knew that I had to act so fast to beat these baddies for good. I just had to find the courage to stop them. Using my Half-human half-time load abilities, I set out to thrust the sinister schemes of the doctor's enemies. With the help of the marvellous tardis and my newfound powers, I was able to outmanoeuvre the villains and save the day. The weeping angels, the Iceman, The Cybermen, The Master and most importantly, Davross and the Darleks could not outsmart the human doctor on his 50th birthday In My Tardis. I stepped back inside the tardis from out of the futuristic Earth of 3024 where my great-great grandchild Had just graduated. Now standing in front of my beautiful wife and boys I explained Where I’ve been and who I really was. Tyler said, “Are you okay? Dad have you not Been taking your Medication again? What do you mean, you are Half Gallifrian Half human? I think you’ve been watching too much TV let’s get out and celebrate your big 50th.” Finley got Excited and said, “ Daddy Lee lad is the new Doctor Who and had his first mission on his 50th birthday and saved the universe from those nasty evil buddies yay!! Tracy laughed and said “Now that would be a birthday present wouldn’t it be darling? Let’s all get ready and go to Chester for your birthday Lunch” Before I could argue the fact that I was more than just a fan of my favourite show, my hands began to glow a bright white light emitted around my body, and I began to shake violently. Suddenly, my body split into two and out popped the 14th Doctor and his real tardis materialised in my living room opposite the replica that I’ve been given for my 50th birthday my families dropped to the floor when they realised I’d only been telling the truth and that I’ve stepped into the shoes of the famous time traveller. So now we could celebrate like it’s 1999. Now The Multiverse is safe back in the hands of the real doctor… |