Full House

Grokster Suess style story about Full House

In a house in San Fran, where the hills twist and twirl,
Lived a family so zany, they’d make your toes curl!
It was big, it was full, it was bursting with cheer,
With laughter and love that could tickle your ear.


There was Danny, the dad, with a mop for a head,
He cleaned and he fussed, “Time for bed!” he oft said.
His glasses would gleam as he’d lecture and preach,
On life and on love with a hug in each speech.


Then Joey, oh Joey, a comic so spry,
With jokes that would flop but he’d still give a try.
He’d juggle and giggle with a “Cut it out!” snap,
And make silly faces to spring any trap.


And Jesse, the cool one, with hair like a crown,
He strummed his guitar and he never would frown.
“Mercy!” he’d cry when the kids made a mess,
But he loved them to bits, we must surely confess.


Now the kids, oh the kids, they were three in a row,
DJ, Steph, and Michelle, each with sparkle and glow.
DJ was clever, with dreams big and wide,
She’d plot and she’d plan with her pals by her side.


Stephanie danced with a skip and a hop,
Her chatter so fast it would never quite stop.
And Michelle, little Michelle, with her grin oh-so-sweet,
She’d toddle and tumble and land on her feet.


But wait, there was more in this house full of fun,
For Becky joined in, and their hearts she had won.
She married our Jesse, with twins soon to come,
Nicky and Alex, those mischievous chums!


They all lived together, this big messy clan,
In a house that could jiggle like a jelly-filled pan.
Through squabbles and spills, they would always unite,
For love was their glue, and it stuck good and tight.


When trouble would brew, like a comet’s wild zoom,
They’d gather as one in their cozy front room.
With hugs and a lesson, they’d sort it all out,
That’s what Full House life was all about!


So if you should wander to that city by bay,
Find the house that’s so full, where they frolic and play.
You’ll hear them all laugh, you’ll see love that won’t cease,
In the Full House of fun, where there’s always a piece!