Sirius Black and flirting: an intro

HCs about Padfoot and his flirting tendencies.

Sexuality: Flamboyant pansexual. Genuinely fight me on this.

Skill level: 8/10

His technique: Pads will flirt with anyone and everyone, even just for shits and giggles, and will do so shamelessly and completely unapologetically. Typically, this works for him, but there’s the occasional “hardass” that turns him down flat (Remus).

His style is usually one part sly innuendo, and two parts suave pick-up lines and smooth compliments about small things. Hairstyle, aesthetic. Doesn’t matter. Something about him is just so effortlessly charming, and damn, does he know it.

First attempt: came about when a Slytherin he didn’t personally know mad a snide comment and called him a ‘pretty boy.’ Sirius, being who he is, naturally replied with a ‘not so bad yourself, kid.’ He ran off fuming.

Targets: literally anyone. James, Remus, Lily if he’s mad at James, Remus, random kids he doesn’t know from other houses or years, Minnie, Remus, did I mention Remus? He loves the way his Moony’s voice lowers ever so subtly when he’s flirting back.