If I Had A Million Gift Points

This is my first attempt at parody and I used to have here that it wasn't very good but all the people who have read it so far think it is and several asked me to remove that part! LOL I hope you enjoy it. :) The parts in italics are just the backup singer's parts.
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If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
Well, I'd buy you an upgrade.
I would buy you an upgrade

If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
I'd buy you a costumicon with your upgrade.
Maybe a nice happy face or an angel.

If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
I would buy you a t-shirt,
A little stories.com t-shirt.

If I had a million gift points,
I'd buy your creative auction item.

If I had a million gift points,
I'd build a portfolio on the server,
If I had a million gift points,
You could help,
It wouldn't be that hard.

If I had a million gift points,
Maybe we could put a little tiny pic of you in there,
We could just go in there to read and rate and review and there would be little reviews back and things.
They have a rating scale of one to five but they don't have a six,
Well, can you blame them?
Uh, Yeah!

If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
Well, I'd buy you a little Bessie,
But not a real little Bessie, that's cruel.

If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
Well, I'd buy you an exotic forum,
Yep, like a Review Rendezvous.

If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
Well, I'd buy you Zooduck's invisible cane,
Ooo that crazy Zooduck and his cane.

If I had a million gift points,
I'd buy your creative auction item.

If I had a million gift points,
We wouldn't have to plea for an upgrade.
If I had a million gift points,
We'd get a premium cause it costs more.

If I had a million gift points,
We wouldn't have to upgrade authors,
But we would upgrade authors,
Of course we would, we'd just upgrade more.
Maybe even buy some premium upgrades,
Right with all the fanciest costumicons.

If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
Well, I'd buy you a little mousepad,
But not a real mousepad, that's cruel.

If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
I'd buy you some art,
A MiYon or a Storymistress.

If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
I'd buy you a writing kit,
Haven't you always wanted a writing kit?

If I had a million gift points,
I'd buy your creative auction item.

If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
If I had a million gift points,
I'd be rich!