Ignorant Love

Come hear a tale of young love and romance
The Scottish lad and the Russian Poet
Due to ignorance, their love had no chance
They were in love but he did not know it

They met in the Anti-Slam of Oh-Three
His off-track poetry won her heart
He fled before the start of finale round three
It seemed it was over e're it could start

The ardor was strong in the flatulent lass
Despite his abhorrance for things mucous
To woo him she would have let sweeter things pass
But her admiration was anonymous

At long last it seems the cats out of the bag
Now let's leave them alone for a good cyber-shag