Written for the Sophie's Valentine's Day Parody Contest |
MY LUVE'S LIKE A RED, RED ROSE by Robert Burns O My luve's like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June, O my Luve's like the melodie That sweetly played to tune! As fair as thee, my bonnie lass, So deep in love am I; And I will love thee still, my dear, Till a'the seas gang dry. Till a'the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi' the sun; I shall love thee still, my dear, While the sands o' life shall run. And fare thee well, my only Love, And fare thee weel a while! And I will come again, my Love, Though it were ten thousand mile. MY LOVE'S GOT A RED, RED NOSE a parody by Countrymom O My love's got a red, red nose From drinking too much wine; O my love came staggering in To kiss these lips of mine! So tipsy thee, my own true love, I have to hesitate; Before you kiss these ruby lips Some coffee I will make! Till a' the bleariness is gone, my dear, I'm just not "in the mood"; To love a man who's drunk too much And is acting rather crude! Take off the boots, and settle down An' sleep well with your swill; Tomorrow's yet another day And maybe then, a kiss - I will! |