Frog on a Hog

Hmmmm...could this be Kermit the Frog on a Harley? Just imagine driving along on the interstate, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, you see a green frog passing you on a motorcycle! "Did I just see what I thought I saw?" you question yourself. I know it's not a side effect of my medication since I've been on it for awhile. Wow--a frog on a hog! How does he do it? I know I'm not dreaming since I just pinched myself. Okay, let's see...how many hours have I been driving today? Hmmmm...only three so far, so it's not fatigue. Wow--a frog on a hog! This just can't be true! How does he really do it? How does he keep balance?

Oh, oh, flashing red and blue lights in my rearview mirror. How am I going to explain this to the police officer? He'll never believe it. Oh well, I guess I'll tell him I was daydreaming and leave out the details of the frog on a hog! Okay, take a deep breath and roll down the window...