Bean Dip Woman

Bean Dip Woman
parody of Fleetwood Mac's Gold Dust Woman

Eat on Bean Dip Woman
Eat those raunchy beans,
Down those chips

Lousy bowels
Comes out lookin'
Just like the dip

Wake up in the mornin’
Stumble to the bathroom
For some pill
Sit down for an hour
Feelin like a whoopy cushion
Over-filled

Well did it wake you up?
Make you walk fast
Spatter your shorts with mud--
Now tell me is it over now?
Do you know how?
To pick up some Maalox and go home?