adventure of the 1/8 inch man

The Adventures Of The 1/8 Inch Man
It all started about a week ago. When I found out that there was a new type of biological weapon when being developed. I had belonged to an anti-biological weapon oganization named philanthropy. My partener code named otacon. He hacked into the military files to find out about thus new type of weapon the only thing we found out about it is that they workers involed were all women and the head of this project were all women I found that strange but shrugged it off. So me and my partener set off to go where the weapon is being devolped. To my suprised it was in miami. I was happy to hear that because the last weapon we destroyed was in Mosco. Anyway when we got to miami it was great time of year in the spring. So we scoped the place out and seruity was at a minium i told otacon that this was going to be easy so we waited untill dark of my intrusion. When it was about 10:00 P.M. i got my sneaking suit and my M92F tranquilizer gun that looks like a berretta handgun. Then at 23:00 i had secefully infiltrated the building with out shooting a single dart. when I got to the testing lab that's when things went bad for me i contacted otacon on codec that i had been spotted and they're searching for me he lauging at me because they're just women but i never under estimate them. Just as I finshes talking to him i was found by a beutiful hispanic girl about 22 5'6 and about 120 pounds she had a HK MP5 PDW pointed at me and i never saw the other woman that knocked me out with a blow to the head when i came to i was on a rotating steel platform and i was surounded. The head of the Female scintist was here because of the way she talked and the cleareance card she had she told me the new biological when was called reduction 00 z when she told me what it does i was going to be in a new world she said i was going to be shrunk and transported to the beach to test the capiblty of the project they were working on. when she injected me with it i got dizzy and passed out when i came to me partner otacon was shrunked as well as me we only 1/8 of an inch and we were in a box awaiting the new adventure we were going to be in to my worst nightmare we were put into a womens shoe store and it was about 5:30 A.M. this is not going to be good otacon told me. I don't think so ran though my ass off to a safer Place.
The place wasn't open yet but it would in about 30 mins. So me and my partner ran near the register area to be sacluded. otacon got there first and i was about 5 mins behide him. I was to late because i heard a thurdous sound followed by the slapping noises of flip flops. It was the store manager she looked like a mountain to me. and i noticed that the flip flops were well worn and the brand was old navy and they were red.I noticed there was bits and pices of ants,and a snail shell pieces platser to the soles fo her flip flops. the women i would say she was 20 years old about 5'10 150 lbs had red hair and green eyes. she was wearing kaki shorts and a tight white t-shrit that made her breast almost visable i was in awe struck. then the voice of otacon snapped me back to reality screaming move snake or you willl be squished.i ran and dove then a roll to avoid her step i then told otacon that we should hide under a wrack to avoid being seen by her.

Durning our run she spotted me the most horrific words came out of her mouth. EWW A BUG I HOPE YOU LIKED YOUR LIFE LITTLE ANT BECAUSE YOU ABOUT TO JOIN YOUR LITTLE ANT RELAITVES. AND THERE STUCK TO THE BOTTOM OF MY FLIP FLOPS HEE HEE HEE. I looked over my shoulder as i was running to see the horror of her flip flop raise in the air. I ran for my life i noticed the shadow was getting larger so i ran to left and dove, rolled and kept running. I made it out of the shadow and looked over my shoulder i guess she thought got me becasue she was twisting her foot and lifted up her foot to she the damage but nothing was there but carpet. i was laughing while running and made it to the wrack. otacon was yelling at me for being so stupid but then gave me pat on the shoulder and said he could have never done that. We would hide out untill see got bored looking for me. in that squirmish the place had about 8 customer at the door she went and opened the door. we had to rest some where so i went to sleep. otacon was on watch. after about 30 mins of the store opening the smell of womens feet started to fill the air and it stunk. The smell woke me up. After about 5 mins of the smell I finnally decided to open my eyes. i looked around to talk to otacon and he wasn't there. After about 5 mins of searching I was getting nervous about him. Then as soon as I turned my head i almost had a heart attack i was looking at otacon with a gas mask on. After about 2 mins of relentless yelling he told me what he found. "Snake I found our gear it was in a mini box there was a leter inside and quote" "This is the head scintist If your reading this you found your gear and If you make it out of the story by 11:00 A.M. there might be a job in recon for me and my girls. What the hell is this psyco Bitch thinking.

As me and otacon decussed the situation we decide we were going to do this. having a giantess on your side is helpful. Then I saw it the greatest thing to me right now all my equipment. I put on my sneaking suit, boots,glove and bandana on then i looked at otacon and he was outfited with his gear and told me that your tranquilizer are working armor pircing firearms for bugs and the ocassional footwear. we gear up and last i put my gas mask on. We had are codecs in and now were talking about the escape plan. When all of a sundden the wrack we were under move a bit and we were out in the open. It was the woman that tried to squish me earlier. Now it was time for some pay back as I began to run she spoted me. In a thundrous voice she said THERE YOU ARE MY LITTLE ANT DID YOU MISS ME??? I MISSED YOU SOO MUCH I MADE A LITTLE POEM FOR YOU. COME LITTLE ANT COME TO MY FEET I'LL PUT MY FOOT DOWN AND YOU'LL BE ASLEEP" As she began to lift her foot up I pull my M-4 Carbine out and in a Blind Fury I let my rifle do the talking. something flash she stoped for a second and i was firing all my rounds in the sole of her flip flop i was determed not to end up a part of her sandal and kept firing untill i ran out of ammo in that clip. at that point i looked dwon to reload and she shadow withdrew. I looked up and noticed that she was looking at me i had to signal her. When out of the blue a flare wizzed pass my face and started to burn. Otacon you saved my ass as i screamed knowing he could hear me though the codec and started to run towards me. As this was going on the woman could belive her eyes was she high or somthing or lost it. That's when she asked the customers to leave and comeback in an hour the angered women and girls left. As they left she had go to the back room to get a maginfing glass and came back the floor should as she walked it was making diffacult to stand up.

When she got to the small light she kelt down and saw us. With a look of terror washed over her body she started to shake and was tearing up i knew we had to get to her and tell her what happend and ask for her help. She put her hand down and i walk on it. As otacon was getting closer he heard a sound and knew he was in troble. As he turned around it was a giant spider to us and otacon was his meal i jumped off and she looked up and saw another tiny person being chased. He turned around and started to fire his M-14 and managed to stun him while i got down a fired at the eyes. after about 4 rounds the spider went down and we regrouped. Then to our horror a 18 year old girl wearing pink well worn croc mules came in and stepped on the spider and didn't realize it she was about 5'5 about 130 pounds brunnette and had green eyes. The manager screamed stop and don't move confused. stoped and watched.

This brunnette 18 year old was looking down and saw me and octacon but it was us she saw sort of speak. What she was two little dots and thought we were bugs and lifted her pink croc. As soon as that happend me and octacon started to fire all out war. As we were firing the red head was watching us she was frozen in terror for us. " THIS IS LIKE MOSCO HUH? SNAKE ?" octacon scearmed. I just yelled keep firing. She then started to lower her croc I could see the wear and tear on the soles of her shoes theese must have been her favorite one. Then her shoe started to pick up pace as she was lowering it. Then the red head yelled stop. The 18 year old did but kept her foot just above us. She said DON'T WORRY THEY WON'T FEEL A BIT OF PAIN. As this was going on she started to lower her foot. FALL BACK OTACON. We ran But octacon tripped and start to get squished i didn't here anything i thought he was right behide me then i hear snnnnakkkke aaarrrgghhh then red head scearmed "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THERE NOT BUGS!!!". Her shoe stopped and retreated.

Whew we made octacon!!! octacon??? what the Nooooooo you bitch you killed octacon you'll pay you bitch!!!!!! I screamed. I knew she couldn't hear me but i was determind to inflick as such damage i could. As i reloaded i saw a blood sploch that use dot be my freind my partner and my will to keep fighting. As I finished reloading my war cry made it's loud apearance EEERRRRRHHHHAAAAAA bullets stinging her in her face as I kept going the red head saw this and scearmed to the brunnette GET OUT NOW!. She was running in tears as my .223 rounds were hitting her face not going in her but it must have felt like bee stings. As she turned around i saw my partner octacon fall off the sole of her croc. NNOOOOOO. he's gone!!! DAMN I COULNDN"T PROTECT YOU I COULD HAVE SAVED YOU DAMN OTACONNNNNNNN!!!. The once familier voice of him is gone. Right there i was bound and determind to get that girl. One way or the other. The red and got up ran to the door and locked it and closed the certains to look like the place was closed. She saw me on my knee banging my fist in the ground. I AM SOOO SORRY ABOUT THAT WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE. I pointed in direction and she started to cry. "OH MY GOD I AM SOOOO SOO SORRY I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU HOW CAN I HELP I'LL DO ANYTHING. As i looked up at her she saw my tears through the magifing glass. I thought long and hard then said i need to bury him... he wanted to be burried and i am not about to take that from him. she nodded and walked to the counter and grabbed a pen holder.

She then placed it next to me and a took out my combat knife and i carved out a coffin i then place the pieces in the coffin and closed the box. and made sure he had his firearm with me and then looked up to the red head and asked her name. She answered " My name is Erika. pleased to meet you and what your name." i wiped the tears off and said " My name is Snake. Solid Snake And please i need your help to bury my comrade otacon. The then nodded and took the carved pen holder in her hands and then was reaching down to me. I screamed wait i don't want to be up high right now could i ride on your flip flops. She kinda blushed and said What?!? you want to ride down there? yeah i would rather be able to move more freely rather then be like a hostage or a P.O.W. you'd know what i am talking about if you were in the military. She then turned red as an apple and said. I don't know my feet can get very sweaty and smelly when i whear these flip flops and the last thing i want to do is squish you with me big sweaty stinky feet. I told her not to worry and she begain to take her foot out of her sandal. She was staring at me like how the hell i am going to make it up the top. I took out a rope from my equipment bag and put a grappling hook on it and thew it up. Yes i did it i hooked on the top of the flip flop.


I started my ascend to the top it didn't take my long about 15 mins. When i got to the top the most horrifing seen i ever saw was coming at me Erika toes started to enter the flip flop i screamed WAIT! in my codec and she stopped. I need to get into postion she then backed off. WHEW what a smell she was right her feet can get smelly. As i near my postion i noticed the incline there was deep impression of her entire foot in the flip flop. As i looked down i lost balace and slip on her flip flop. i was tumbing down the big toe indention. I guess she couldn't find me because i saw her foot start to lift and slowly move in the sandal. I managed to stop myself from rolling and now i am just sliding when I saw her big toe the only thing i could think of was fire my SOCOM .45. As my finger depressed the trigger a flash of light came out and the bullet hit her toe it boucned off but it stung her she backed her foot off and yell at me. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!? I DIDN'T DESEVRE THAT!!! I HAVE HALF A MIND TO SQUISH YOU AND LET ME TELL YOU I SQUISHED MANY BUG WHILE THE WERE ON MY FLIP FLOPS!!!" Her foot started to move. DAMN THIS CAN' T HAPPEND NOT NOW!!!

Her toes are closing in on me Extremly fast I will not die this way I have to Survive for octacon. Shoving my SOCOM back in the holster and reaching to my back and grabing the grip on my M-4 pulling it around and had it ready to hip fire it her big toe was right over me. Pulling the safety down and pulling the trigger took only a second and her toe was coming down on me the rounds in the mag were fully loaded and i knew she was instore for a fast lesson not to fuck with me.