The Ode To Nothing

Wait, what are you doing?
Did you not read the title?
There's nothing here.
This poem is idle.

I thought the title
Would give you a hint.
This is the "Ode to Nothing"
This space is for rent.

I wanted to write a poem
That was witty and clever
But a task like that
Would have taken forever.

Yup, the rhyme is short
And the laughs are few.
Why are you still reading?
Didn't you get the clue?

Nothing! Nada!
Zilch! None!
This is wasted space
It's not meant to be fun.

What are you doing?
You're reading this STILL!
Are you off your meds?
Did you forget the pill?

"The Ode to NOTHING"
Is simply just that
"The Ode to Everything"'s
Where it's all at.

*sigh*
You really can't figure this out...
Please stop reading!
You're making me SHOUT!

Look...

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This is where you meant to go...
It's just one space above
In my portfolio.

Why are you still reading?
Is it because of the rhyme?
Here how about this...
Look I stopped...

>_>

<_<

What is it you want?
I have nothing but words.
Words that are rhymed, timed
And fly like the birds!

Tell you what buddy,
I don't like your attitude
I'm sorry but I asked nicely
Now you're just being rude.

Look at this!








It's white open space!








Technically tan;
Because of the background on this place.

Go away now!
You crazy old goon!
There's not much to say,
I'll be leaving soon.

All right,
You parasitical tick;
I'm leaving now!

Sincerely,
~Nick