Ted's Limerick

There once was a boy named Ted.
He loved to sleep in his bed.
He grew too tall,
The bed was too small,
So now Ted sleeps in a shed.

I have a buddy
My buddy's a toad
He's kind of muddy
He's flat in the road
But he is my buddy
And my buddy he'll stay
Till he's peeled up and sailed away
~Jim Davis~