Examining awkwardness. |
(College reunion picnic. A warm spring day with people littered around a grassy park. CINDY, with a drink in her hand, approaches MARC.) Cindy: Hey, hey, what are you doing here? Marc: I’m here for the reunion. Cindy: Oh great! Wow, great. You know, it is so good to see you. It’s been like .. 5 years since I even heard from you. Marc: Yeah, well, you moved away and I never got that address, so… How’s it going? Cindy: You know, you know. My husband Josh is right over there. Oops, or at least he was over there. Such a … slippery one. You know Josh. Marc: Actually I don’t. Last time I heard from you, you were getting over that Lebanese kid, Samuel. Cindy: Oh my god, Samuel. Oh god, I forgot all about him. It seems like I’ve been with Josh for so long, I forgot, I’m sorry. Marc: Hey, no apologies. I never liked Samuel anyway. Cindy: Yeah … yeah. It’s probably better that he turned out to be gay. Marc: Oh, no, actually that was just a … you know, I don’t know what that was. He’s here with his girlfriend Miriam, so. He got over it? Can you say that? Cindy: Oh. Marc: Yeah. I’m sorry, didn’t mean to … bum you out or whatever. Cindy: No! No, god no. I don’t care about that anymore. I’m happy for him. Yeah. And Josh and I are happy. So I guess everyone’s happy. Did you bring someone? Marc: Well, no. I just moved back to Minnesota, so I’m still trying to get into the … I can’t believe I’m saying this … the “dating scene.” Cindy: I’m sorry. Marc: Why are you sorry? Cindy: I don’t know why I said that. You always did like your freedom. You certainly did when we were together. Marc: Oh Cindy, I haven’t thought about that for years. You know I felt so bad about it. Cindy: No, I didn’t know that. Marc: Well, I did. I was stupid back then. It was a mistake. Cindy: Well. Not so much a mistake, as you sleeping five times with Daria Trang. Marc: Like I said, I was stupid. Look, Cindy, I’m hoping that’s not going to be a thing between us. I mean, it’s been seven years. And it’s so good to see you, I don’t want to rehash old college junk. Cindy: Ok. That comment was a little out of line. I can’t believe myself, I’m so over that. Hah! Marc: It’s understandable. It was a big deal to you, at the time. Cindy: Yeah it was a big deal. I was so in love with you. Marc: Hah. Cindy: First love. Remember how I almost failed Econ because I wouldn’t get out of bed? Marc: Um, no. I don’t think we were speaking at that point, or something. I didn’t know that. Hey, Daria’s here, too. She looks good. Cindy: Uh huh. Marc: (pause) Hey, we started off on the wrong foot. Cindy: Yeah, you’re right. Marc: So tell me something else. Um. Are you an illustrator now? Cindy: No, actually. I’m working reception. I’m at Vision World. So. Marc: Ok. Two wrong feet so far. How about kids, you got any kids? Cindy: (drinks) You never answered my emails, either. That really killed me. Marc: What? Oh, those emails you sent me after the Daria thing? I can’t believe you remember that. Cindy: Well, I did send one every day for two months. Marc: Did you? Cindy: Yeah. Did you read them? Marc: Well, let me think. Hmm. Yeah, I think I did. I did. Cindy: Do you remember how I signed each one? Marc: Oh yeah, that was so cute. Broke my heart. They said … hmmm. Oh god, what did they say. Cindy: … “Until the sea goes dry. Love, your fishy.” Marc: That’s right! Wow. Yeah, you were Fish, I was Crab. Cindy: (pause) I see you’re balding. Marc: Yeah, haha, yeah. Hey, is Josh nearby? I want to meet Josh. Cindy: (drinks) Forget about Josh. There is no fucking Josh. Marc: What? Cindy: Forget it. Marc: Cindy, you look a little flushed. Can I refill you? Cindy: No, I think I’m going home. Big President’s Day sales tomorrow, need my sleep. Probably going to take a shower, collapse in bed, pick up the shattered pieces of my teenage illusions. Marc: Hah. You’re still such a funny kid. Ok, I’ll see you … when I see you, Cindy. Give me a call sometime, ok? Bye! (Marc exits.) Cindy: Sure thing, Crab. Byeee! Thanks for giving me your new number. Haha, I’m so funny. (drinks) |