Anti-Auto Theft

A brand new Jaguar
All decked out with anti-auto theft
Will this work
Oh, we'll soon see
A clueless thief approaches
With one swing, the glass breaks
There is no alarm
Not to worry
The fun has only started
With no key, he tries hotwiring
With that, the battery short-circuits
And the electricity goes another way
Right through the thief's body
Via a seat-hidden taser
Try walking now
I guess you can't
Not with your heart in that shape
Don't blame me
I paid alot for that car.