alabaster mcdougle was conceived in the back of a 69 chevy nova on new years eve 1980. he was trained in poetry by philly's finest backalley preachers and derelict priests of prose. left to his own devices he's performed at over 100 venues in the tristate area and has been kicked out of 7 nightclubs for practicing iambic pentameter without a license. i hope you enjoy these pages of whiskey, women and words from the damaged psyche of philly's favorite lost child.