Welcome to my portfolio! It's a little cluttered -- here, just move aside those loose papers -- yes, just push them to the side there. That's better. As you can see, I'm a freestyle kind of writer who enjoys this hobby immensely. I have something of a speaking disability, you see. My brilliant musings always come out like ignorant mumblings, leaving me to bemoan the sad fate of the world that requires one to actually talk, without time to think about it and, most importantly, revise! Well, I'll leave you here to rummage around the old suitcase a bit. If you need me, I'll be by my desk, scribbling away . . .