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Our daughter really wanted a dog but was only allowed a tadpole. Commence ingenuity. |
webcam—I want a timelapse of the whole thing. We’ll make a video of it growing.” Her face lit up like a firework. “A timelapse? Oh, Dad, it’ll be so cool! We can watch it sprout legs and everything!” She bolted to grab the camera, chattering about how she’d name it something “super mysterious,” like Shadow or Enigma. I made her swear to two things: don’t tell anyone where it came from, and don’t tell Mom. Ellie giggled, crossing her heart. My wife, Jen, would blame me the second anything went weird—she always does—but I wanted to milk the surprise for as long as possible. I played it cool, dodging dog toys and pretending I hadn’t just ordered a genetic wildcard. The Tadpole Arrives The package arrived at dawn—a small, insulated box with a biohazard sticker that made my pulse jump. Inside was a vial of water, a single black tadpole wriggling inside, no bigger than a grain of rice. A note tucked in the lid read, “Enjoy the mystery! Feed well, keep cool. -TadpoleTeam.” Ellie squealed when she saw it, dumping it into the tank with the care of a surgeon. “Look at it, Dad! It’s so tiny! What do you think it’ll be?” I shrugged, feigning ignorance. “Guess we’ll find out.” For the first week, it was textbook tadpole stuff. It swam in loops, nibbling algae, growing fatter. The timelapse showed its tail stretching, little gills fluttering. Ellie checked it every hour, narrating to the webcam like a nature show host. “Day five: Mystery Tadpole is thriving. I bet it’s a leopard frog. Or maybe a poison dart!” I nodded along, secretly scouring the forum for hints. No one spilled what they’d sent, but someone dropped a cryptic, “Expect the unexpected.” The Transformation Then it got weird. Around day ten, the tadpole sprouted legs—normal enough—but they were stubby, thicker than any frog’s. The tail didn’t shrink; it thickened, curling slightly. Ellie squinted at it one morning, her nose pressed to the glass. “Dad, its face looks funny. Like… rounder?” I peeked over her shoulder, and she was right—the snout was blunt, not pointed, and two tiny bumps poked up where eyes should be shifting. My stomach did a flip. This wasn’t a frog. By day fifteen, the tank was chaos. The “tadpole” was furry—actual fuzz, not slime—spreading over its back in a patchy brown coat. Its legs stretched, paws forming where webbed feet should’ve been. The tail wagged. Wagged! Ellie shrieked, “DAD, IT’S A PUPPY!” I faked shock, jaw dropping as she danced around the room. “A puppy? How’d that happen?” Inside, I was grinning—those bio-hackers had delivered the ultimate twist. Jen stormed in, hands on hips. “What’s all this screaming—oh my God, is that a dog in the frog tank?” Ellie was too busy hugging the air to notice her mom’s glare aimed at me. “You did this, didn’t you?” Jen hissed. I threw up my hands. “Me? I just got her a tadpole!” She didn’t buy it, but Ellie’s joy drowned out the lecture. The timelapse caught it all—tadpole to pup, a shaggy little mutt paddling in the tank, yipping through the water. The Mystery Unraveled We named him Ripple—Ellie’s idea, “because he rippled from a tadpole to a puppy!” He outgrew the tank in days, so we moved him to a crate in the garage, where I quietly dismantled the lab gear before Jen could connect the dots. The forum folks cheered when I posted the video, calling Ripple a breakthrough. “First canine metamorphosis on record!” one wrote. They’d spliced dog DNA into the tadpole’s genome, using its amphibian flexibility to grow something entirely new. Ellie didn’t care about the science—she had her frog and her dog, rolled into one soggy, tail-wagging bundle. Jen still gives me the side-eye, but she can’t resist Ripple’s floppy ears. Ellie’s already planning posters of “The Mystery Tadpole Puppy” for her walls. Me? I’m just glad I picked a house with a garage—and a daughter who loves a good surprise. |