Demigods of Poseidon conversations

A conversation between some of Poseidon's children.

Bellerophon: Hello! How are you, Theseus? Do you want a ca- OOPS!
Orion: HAHAHAHA!
Theseus: Yeah. I would like some cake, Bellerophon. Just, not on my head...
Bellerophon: But it wasn't my-
Orion, Theseus, Pelias, and Neleus: FAULT.
Bellerophon: Exactly. Why do you think my name is 'Bellerophon the Blameless'?
Pelias: Because your mother and stepfather were tired of all your mistakes.
Bellerophon: You know, Bob Ross says, "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents."
Orion: Bob Ross is dead.
Bellerophon: So are you.
Pelias: So are all of us.
Neleus: Woah! Calm down!
Theseus: That's crossing the line, there!
(Bellerophon slips and drops the heavy rock he was holding.)
Bellerophon: Whoops!
Orion, Theseus, Pelias, and Neleus: AHHHHH!
(Rock falls on Orion, Theseus, Pelias, and Neleus. Bellerophon digs them out.)
Bellerophon: Sorry, guys, I really didn't mean to!
Theseus: ...
Pelias: ...
Neleus: ...
Orion: And that will be the end of the first, and hopefully the last, Demigods of Poseidon conversation.
Theseus: Yep, all of y'all have a great time with your regrets, I hope we never have to see each other again!
Pelias: The feeling is mutual!
Neleus: But if we do see each other again, we all agree that Bellerophon here is dead meat, right?
Bellerophon: Phffftttt. You all wouldn't do that, would you?
Orion, Theseus, and Pelias: Oh yeah yeah yeah. Bellerophon, you might concider not coming to another one of these.