Hermes: I don't have any immortal wives.
Hephaestus: My immortal wife thought I was too ugly, so she broke up wth me.
Hades: I stole Persephone, made her my wife, then immediately cheated on her.
Poseidon: I married the only Dryad that didn't want to be my wife because my best friend (A dolphin) convinced her to be my wife. I then proceeded to cheat on her many times.
Zeus: I think I have over 130 wives? I don't know, I lost count a long time ago.
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