Hey, life? Are you kidding me?

Cheating AGAIN!! Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater - MMMMEEEEE

Prompt: If you had six weeks to live, what would do?

This goes along with the 2012 prompt. I don't think about these things. I like my fantasy world where I'm going to live longer than 6 weeks. So to avoid thinking too deeply about it, I will cheat and make a list of things I wouldn't do in that 6 weeks.

I wouldn't . . . .

1. Listen to whatever meanie told me I was going to die.
2. Pay my rent
3. Continue to diet -- Let's face it - it's going to be an extra large coffin if I only have 6 weeks to get the weight offf
4. continue to reorganize my files.
5. let my son go to his dad's for 2 weeks -- obviously, he's going to get plenty of time with him
6. continue to be celebate ( JUST KIDDDDDDINGGGGGG - heck I can't even spell the word)
7. purchase anything from China off ebay because it wouldn't get here before I croaked.
8. mow my lawn -- come on, now - it's 107 here.
9. eat rice the night before I died. Who wants to be bloated and dead? Wait, you bloat anyway don't you?
10. tell anyone else I was going to die.

So there is my morbid sense of humor and thought process.

Thanks for playing!
Audra L. Ralls