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| So one of my cats gets hungry at irregular intervals and if I don't feed him when he asks he goes on a hunger strike. I just was told it is breakfast time. I feed him in the bathroom because it is the one room I can shut him in so he can eat unmolested. Asking consists of him getting my attention and leading me into the bathroom. I happened to sit on the toilet to put the food in his bowl. I farted. The little fluffer turned around and left. I swear I heard him yelling, "Awe hell no! I ain't hanging around for that smell!" Like I had just taken a big steamy poo. |
| Remember, too, that cats have a much more powerful sense of smell than we do. |
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| This is why I love my Chihuahuas. They are very cat-like in many ways, but when it comes to smells they have dog sensibilities. |
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I've even known cats who have digestive issues. They leave a stinky poo in the box and then run away like they're a plane being launched from an aircraft carrier. |
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| Okay, how many people think of little old ladies listening to Laurence Welk and slow dancing with their arms around their partner. That's who little old ladies were when I was young. I just came into the realization that little old ladies would be more likely to blare Metallica. Dancing would include mosh pits and break-your-hip dancing. I imagine some old dude slowly lowering himself to the floor to do the worm. First struggling to lower himself to one knee then contorting to get the other one down. Then he'd have to ask the orderly to lower him the rest of the way. The only thing funnier to me than imagining him doing the worm is imagining him attempting to get back up. I predict that requires three orderlies, two nurses and a gait belt. Just wait some day soon will come the sound of Backstreet Boys echoing through retirement communities. |
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| I am having a crappy day. I feel like maybe I should just close my account instead of renewing next month. With the way money keeps getting tighter what business do I have wasting mine or anybody else's money on a membership. How much do I even contribute to anything. I'm not a good writer and don't think I should waste anymore of anybody's time... |
| Whoa there, my dude. Let's hold off on deleting anything (writing included) for a bit. I've been there. I've trashed my port and deleted a ton of stuff that I regretted. Remember, it's a bad day. Those happen. But I know you've had a lot of good days, too. You're a valued member of the community, and that is never a waste of "other people's money." Money's tight, and I get how that can make this worse. The fundraiser is a good idea. There's a whole month left. There's also other options available if needed. Stick around and let it ride for a while. Besides, I'm selfish. You tolerate my swearing and I need to keep my posse intact.  |
| Soxy, Worrying about how good of a writer you are puts you in the top tier of writers. Even Stephen King is never fully happy with his stories. If a Premium Membership is too much, go with an Upgraded Membership. That's what I have. It's plenty of Portfolio space, gives me books and images and groups. And it's less than half the price of a Premium Membership. Poke around your Portfolio and see what (if anything) you would have to get rid of if you downgraded. I had a Premium Membership a year ago and the only difference it made to me was that I could post images directly to the Newsfeed. It might be that downgrading would make you have to get rid of a couple of specific items, but they can usually be saved in some form. I think the site is better with you in it. And as Beacon said, just take a break. |
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| here are my exclusive merit badges up for sale. Princess of the UNI-verse My Loving Joy Teenie Bo Beanie Baby Boo Ashley Smashly Gracie Cuddler Supreme Oops , Not Again Precious I am offering them for 75K gp each, two for 100k. More than two will be delayed in time for proper community recognition. My two newest badges are available for 100k each or both for 175k . Char Char Binx And The Cup They can be purchased from my fundraiser
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