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 |  Middle-Age Spread is NOT a Condiment!
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| Even though I poke fun at my husband, I really do love him. I figure he must REALLY love me since he hasn't thrown me out of the house after my recent misadventures. With that in mind, I began to think of the many different ways that I show him I love him. I wanted to do an inventory for my own peace of mind. Here's what I came up with: 1. I clean your nose hairs out of the bathroom sink. 2. I laugh at your 'not so funny' jokes the first hundred times I hear them (after that - no holds barred!) 3. I don't bother you when you watch every football game, football highlight show and football analysis show. 4. I pick-up your dirty underwear and socks from the bedroom floor - YUCK! 5. I tell you your man-boobs aren't THAT big. 6. I don't hold my ears when you sing along with the radio (I just put cotton in them!) 7. I know to leave the house whenever you start any home improvement project so you can swear and cuss freely. 8. I still love your tried and true sexual advances. Even your old standby, "Come here - I want to show you something." 9. I listen intently to your work stories even though they all start the same way - "A fat woman came over to me today , , , 10. I don't complain when you sprint naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after taking a shower. The order might need a little re-working, but otherwise, this is a pretty good list. In fact, I just may show it to him to remind him that I do love him. On second thought, he's better off not reading this. I'll just have to tell him I love him. |
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