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Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #1381782
Quotes from a small (and not so small) Monkey
#832220 added October 24, 2014 at 11:30pm
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Silly, colorblind Monkey has a cell phone
Monkey was at the library with his friend this afternoon. This was our text conversation as they were heading back:

Monkey: We're coming home, we're coming home. We're coming home, coming home.

Me: Hee hee! We're here here here, we're here here here.

Monkey: Ok.....
            We did re re re re re re
            SEARC
            H

Me: Monkey!

Monkey: bananananananananananaaananananaaabbagddhehxggwydgseg

Me: What happened to your banana?

Monkey: It turned purple.

Me: Oh dear. Like a minion?

Monkey. No they are pink

Me: No.. they're purple!

Monkey: No they are

Me: Dude. They're purple

Monkey: They are turquoise
              :P

Me: Turquoise is a greenish blue. And nothing like pink OR purple

Monkey. Fine it's purpink


And thus, a new color was born. We shall at it to the list of colors made up by members of our family. When I was little, I decided lavatory was a color.


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