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Star Trek versus Godzilla!

Spock walks into Captain Kirk and Ahura in the holodeck.
They are naked and covered in balloons.
Ahura pops a balloon over Captain Kirk's right nipple.
"Spock, did you see the 'Do not disturb' sign?" Kirk queries.
"I am sorry to interrupt, but we have an emergency in Japan,"
Spock raises one eyebrow at Ahura's balloon outfit.

"Alright, alright.. Computer end balloon session,"
Captain Kirk and Lieutenant Ahura instantly appear in their uniforms.
"I'll pop your balloons later," Kirk smiles at Ahura and they kiss.
Spock and Kirk race down the galley way to the Captain's quarters.
"View screen," Kirk states as they enter.
"James. We have an unusual situation in Japan," Commodore Bar explains.

There is an image of a large dinosaur, breathing fire on Tokyo.
Commodore Bar's image returns to the viewscreen, "This creature came out of Mount Fuji."
"Can't be vaporized?" Kirk sips some red wine.
"Weapons are useless against it. We need your innovative skills, Jim."
"Perhaps a Vulcan mind-meld?" Spok sips some water.
"You were the only cadet to solve the Cobimatchi Maru. Japan needs you."
Commodore Bar takes a breath, "If this thing can't be stopped it will destroy the Federation."

"We are in orbit Commodore," Kirk turns to Spok, "How could you get close enough for a mind-meld?"
"Jim. Be careful and good luck," Commodore Bar salutes and signs off.
"I believe I can join with the ship's artificial intelligence and use its scanner to join with the creature."
Jim puts his right hand on Spock's shoulder, "Don't get lost in that thing's mind."
Spock lies down in the med-lab with a sensor on his forehead.
Doctor Macoy records Spock's vitals with his triquarter.
"A mind-meld with a dinosaur through the ship's computer? What could go wrong?"
Macoy is highly skeptical and looks worriedly at Spock's brain waves.

Spock roars, "You are filth!"
Jim leans over Spock, "Spock! Stay focus!"
Spock turns his head side to side baring his teeth.
"Where are they?! Did you kill all of them?!" Spock shouts.
"Spock! What does it want?" Jim slaps Spock across the face.
"It wants... Godzilla!" Spock roars and breaks his straps.
Spock rips off the scanner as the ship rocks backward.

Jim goes to the speakerphone on the wall, "Scotty what is happening?"
"That dragon is firing at us! Our shields are bulking! I don't know if we can take anymore!"
Scotty is on the bridge. "Scotty fire all phasers," Captain Kirk commands.
Scotty returns fire with the ship phaser banks, "The phasers had no effect!"
There is another strike on the Star Fleet Constitution Class Enterprise.
"Scotty can you beam that thing out into space?" Kirk rubs the sweat off his face.
"It's hot in here," Kirk looks at Spock.
"That is the radiation from Godzilla's firey breath," Spock calmly explains as the sirens go off.

Scotty desperately tries to calculate the mass of Godzilla as he activates the transporter.
"I've got the dragon!" Scotty exclaims.
"Good, scatter his atoms throughout space," Jim Tiberius Kirk smiles.
"The beasty is a thousand bits!" Scotty exclaims.
The Enterprise returns to Japan to a hero's welcome.
"Captain, our phasers could not disintegrate Godzilla. How did the transporter .."
Before Spock could complete his logical deduction Godzilla falls from the sky..

Reflections~There are more things to Heaven and Earth than our philosophy can ever explain.


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