Evolution of Love 2

Pandemic

Exactly one year ago on Mar 13, 2020 - World Health Organization officially declared the Covid crisis a Pandemic.
During the last one year, everyone brushed up on their medical terminologies.
However, blondes understand those medical terms differently.
(If your spouse is a blonde, please convey my apologies).

A Blonde's Medical Dictionary -

Artery - Study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Benign - What you are after you are eight
Caesarean Section - Neighbourhood in Rome
Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - make eye contact with her
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - Live long
Fibula - A small lie
Labour pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Nitrates - Better than day rates
Outpatient - A patient who has fainted
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Pelvis - Second cousin of Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the Airport

Take care, be safe.