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This Is No Bull! Well Actually It Is A Bull ...

In Local News, Here On Sunny Long Island;

Comes the story of a lonely bull.

No, Not That Bull!?! I'm talking about a real live escaped bull on the loose.

Apparently, this handsome fellow escaped earlier this week —

And has been on the lamb ever since.

The strangest part of the whole story is that this isn't the first time a bovine has escaped under similar circumstances. This exact thing happened around this time last year.

You can read a bit about this year's run-away bull here:

A Plan To Lure 'Mastic Bull' Out Of Nature Preserve  

To me, this looks like a job for ♥Ho Ho HOOves♥ !!!

The good news is that when he's finally recaptured he's going to a Bullish Retirement Community, rather than being sacrificed or slaughtered.