Toe in the Water

Vagaries

I can't help it. Whenever I see the words, "Thank you for your support," I always want to add, "I will always wear it."

It's an old Goons joke.

My father always used to answer the question, "Is there anybody there?" with "Nobody here but us chickens." That was from a Laurel and Hardy film in which they happened to be hiding in a chicken coop.

Strange the things the mind chooses to remember.