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Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2171316
As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#1016214 added August 27, 2021 at 5:56am
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somethng on husband
Enough jokes on *wives*. Now somethng on *husband*...πŸ˜‰ for all ladies

A new metal is added to *chemistry*:

β€’ Name - *Husband*
β€’ Symbol - *Hb*
β€’ Atomic weight:
- Light when found
first
- Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time

β€’ Physical properties:
- Boils at any time
with inlaws
- Can freeze in front
of his own family
- Melts if sees other
women
- Very bitter if
questioned

β€’ Chemical properties:
- Very reactive
- Highly unstable
- Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
- Money saving agent

β€’ Occurrence:

- Mostly found in
front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.
πŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜œ.

βœ’...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one; but if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy it...so love your husband, because all Dhakkans are important 😝😝😜😜

Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...
πŸ˜› πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

πŸ“’ Finally -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is *'art of living'!!!!!!!* πŸ˜œπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜
Cheers to all women.πŸ˜„

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