Evolution of Love 2

Talibani

A Talibani, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the spot only to find a Gujarati selling ties of different kinds..

Talibani asked, "Do you have water..?"

The Gujarati replied, "There is no water here, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead..? They are only $10."

The Talibani shouted, "You idiot..! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water..! I could kill you, but I must find water first..!"

"OK," said the Gujarati, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a British Army Officers' Mess. It has all the ice cold water & food you need."

Cursing him, the Talibani staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & gasped ....

"They won't let me in without a tie..!"😂😂😂😃😃😃