Mainly entries to the Dialog-500 contest |
"Oh come on, you fart in bed, you snore, and you look like a slob. When was the last time you cleaned the house or cooked a meal. You're a selfish git and I've had enough. Sort yourself out or get lost!" "I do not snore..." "What! That is what you took from what I said, like the rest of it was OK? You snore and it is loud!" "Well you snore as well!" "I do not." "Listen to this recording I made of you last night." "You record the sound of me sleeping!" "I thought it was sweet, do you want to hear the one of you farting?" "No!" "Look when I was hoovering yesterday, I found that earring you were looking for." "You hoovered, my earring..oh." "You know you might be right about the whole slob thing, think I need your help choosing some new outfits. Maybe you could help me choose something on Amazon later? Perhaps we could find a nice new dress for you also." "Guess that would be alright." "Can I bring you some coffee with the cake I made to celebrate the New Year, it is your favorite?" "Errr... yes that would be nice. OK maybe you are not as bad as I said earlier." "So can I stay?" "I suppose so." "Can I kiss you now?" "No way, go wash your teeth, your breath stinks!" |