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2. Who Am I?


2. "Who Am I?" – Alice seems to have trouble remembering the poem 'How doth the little-'. With that in mind, pick a famous poem of choice and rewrite it in a most nonsensical way. (you must provide link to original poem within your item)





Alice in Wonderland


Lunch From A Tree
One will never see anything as foolish as
Two monkeys under an egg and chili tree

Because you know there’s nothing as silly
As a tree made of eggs and chili

Chili drips and will never stay put
Eggs will smell and drip on your foot

Grab a hot dog when you walk by me
Then put egg on that bun and add some chili

A happy day it will be
To make your lunch from a tree


10 lines


Trees: by Joyce Kilmer
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/12744/trees




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