Life With A Werewolf

Welcome To The Pack

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          I once saw a movie a few years back inside a theatre, one that had me laughing out loud in one particular scene. It wasn't especially funny, in fact the scene was tragic in its own way. It was about a man who enjoyed playing a clown succumbing to his most basic dark urges and embracing the villain that he deep down always felt he was. If you haven't guessed the movie I'm talking about, I'm not helping you. Not because I'm mean, but because movie studios have a lot more money for lawyers than I do, and are willing to sue you over the smallest things and, though I'm fairly certain I'd be okay, (they'll probably never see this tiny blog) I really don't want to be sued.
          When the titular clown, with hands cuffed, casually put a lit cigarette in his mouth, singing between puffs about how "some people get their kicks, stomping on a dream", and began chuckling about it, I couldn't hold the guffaws in. Again, I know it's not funny. However, the moment that I laughed was one born of pain, a final release of the things that had occurred and sending them out into the universe, once and for all, the trauma that I had been hiding from myself. Some people truly get their kicks stomping on a dream, and it was cathartic to hear someone acknowledge it.
          My wife of about seven years took my last deployment to Afghanistan as an opportunity to run off with the twin meth heads she had started cheating on me with. Neither twin knew their own names most days, let alone hers they were so tweaked out. She took everything out of the house, even the damn light bulbs. Anyone in the military can tell you, you're gear is issued to you not given. So anything you have left behind you're going to have to replace. Thankfully I had most of my stuff with me on deployment, but still some of those things I did leave wasn't that cheap.
          To add insult to injury, after I got home before I could go on leave to try and rebuild my life, I was T-boned at an intersection on post while I was in a Humvee. Don't day drink kids. If you do day drink, don't drive. If you do drive, don't "borrow" your buddie's Camaro. If you do borrow your buddie's Camaro, be sure you tell him you borrowed it. And if you decide to against all of that obvious advice, the only other piece I can give you is this: a V-6 Camaro is not going outrun the cops.
          The injury ended my military career. Thankfully Crash, my werewolf friend had my back. Why do I call him my werewolf friend? Well, because he is about the biggest damn guy I know. That includes all the military guys I knew. His frame is the perfect size for a line backer. Tall, broad, with a ton of natural muscle that he barely has to work out to keep at all. A layer of fat does rest on that muscle, but he purposely keeps that there. Because, like I said, he's a damn werewolf.
          He's got hazel eyes, a chinstrap style beard, short hair and a smile that constantly stays on his face. If you could take a Saint Bernard, turn them into a human being, that would be Crash. I trust him with my life, and up until I found out he was a werewolf I'd have trusted him with anything except a fist fight. He looks like the type you could push into almost anything. There's almost a permanent big dopey grin on his face, though he's smart as a whip and twice as crazy. It's easy to figure him for the type who could be easily fooled and pushed into anything. A large, fluffy doormat. Though he is laid back, you can only push him so far. Then his other side kicks in. After that, watch out.
          Werewolf movies are a staple. American Werewolf in London, it's lesser liked sequel American Werewolf in Paris, The Howling series, yes all of them, Stephen King's Silver Bullet, All are staples around Halloween. In this house that lasts from after labor day until a day or two past All Saint's Day. These movies, which he loved to have watch parties for when we were both in college, was one of the reasons I've always called him a werewolf. However, it's not the reason I currently call him a werewolf.
         A house that's within walking distance of a thick, old forest. An old beat up car that he keeps on the road cause it's durable and large enough to fit his considerable frame. He has these and other things about him because, he's a damn werewolf.
          I found out he was a werewolf after he retrieved/dragged me away from my military post after I was medically retired from service. I have a pension I receive for life, and a hip and back injury that makes it extremely difficult for me to do any real work that doesn't let me lay on my back for hours on end. So, the job I had then was to sit in my shitty apartment and drink.
          The text messages flew back and forth. A lot of it, well I'm going to clean up for you cause unless you want to see cursing like a pissed off sailor with a massive hangover it won't be all that entertaining to see. However, it went something like this:
Crash: "Hey, bud how ya holding up?"
          Jason (that's me. Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.): "I'm doing okay. Me and my good friends Jack and Jamison are just having a private party here celebrating my escape from Uncle Sam."
          Crash: "It's been two days."
          Jason: "Yeah, I'm curious how long I can stay drunk until I physically can't drink anymore."
          Crash: "I'm leaving now. I'll be there in eight hours."
          Jason: "Bring beer."
          That's how the text conversation went. After tossing my phone on my ratty old mattress, I poured myself another tall glass of Crown and Coke, sat in front of the television, and began watching...well something. Some random Netflix show that involved magic or warlocks, or something. I don't know. I was too drunk to follow it most of the time, and too drunk to care. The alcohol didn't hold back the literal mold that was creeping in from the walls around the corners and from the small kitchenette about ten feet from where I slept, but it was keeping the spiritual darkness at bay. Or so I thought. When I was drunk the rough and tumble of the kids who lived down the hall didn't matter. The scents of other foods drifting in from the door ways down the darkened hallway with the stale, puke stained carpet didn't matter. The pain that radiated and reverberated through my back, and down my right leg, a pain that sometimes turned to tingling and numbness that left me barely able to stand didn't matter.
          The fact that no one in the world gave half a damn that I was even alive didn't matter. None of those things mattered. The free wheeling spin of the room when I tipped off the edge of buzzed and dove headfirst off the cliff into wasted, that's what mattered. Not the scent of my own rot, the stench of my own decay, of the deep dive I was taking from what little will to live I actually had left into the slow suicide of alcohol poisoning.
          My only memory is the door splintering open. Being dragged down the hallway over one shoulder, a bag of clothing over the other. And asking Crash why he was wearing a fur coat. That's what I remembered the most from all of it. "Cause, I'm a werewolf," he said casually. "Remember? I told you."
          After that, memory gets fuzzy. Probably cause that's when I passed out.
          I awoke, somewhere across state lines, halfway back to his place in the midwest. He still had half a muzzle, but the fur was mostly gone. "wha?" I asked.
          "You're awake," he replied cheerily. "I thought you were going to sleep another four hours."
          "Pull over!" The contents of my stomach, mostly liquor and the remains of whatever stale bag of Cheetos I had bought at the liquor store, was revolting. It wasn't going to stay confined quietly to my stomach and instead was going to rebel and free itself of its fleshy prison, mainly by spraying over anything insight. The old Cadillac jerked towards the shoulder of the road, and I threw open the door, spewing rainbow colored foul liquid all over the grass.
          "What the hell," I cried, climbing back into the car.
          "Here," Crash said, tossing me an old towel from behind the seat. I recognized it as being one of my better ones at one point. I cleaned the filth off as best as I could, then attempted to put it back, "Oh no," he cried, pointing a clawed finger out the door. I tossed the towel on top of the puke by the road side.
          "Where the hell are we," I gasped. The cabin of the car wasn't quite spinning yet, but it felt like it might at any moment. A vice was on my skull, pressing it's way inward.
          "Halfway through Kentucky," he said. "About four hours away from home."
          I looked over at him. He had two ears that were stuck halfway up on his skull. They seemed to be folded backwards, like a canine would do for a human it was concerned about. "where's my liquor?"
          His lip pulled up in a snarl. "Left it. Back in the apartment with most of your crap," he replied.
          "What the hell, man," I shouted. Or tried to. It felt like someone was stabbing me through the temple with each forced syllable.
          "Jason," he said, "You had one TV, which was too big for the car, a bundle of clothing, a mattress on the floor that was a bio hazard, and a box of cheerios that your roaches at most of. The only other thing you had was your wedding photo, which you barfed on at some point and wrote 'bitch' over the top of it."
          She really had taken everything. Him saying that suddenly brought all of that back. The box of items I had from when dad had died, his wedding ring, the belt buckle, a decorative knife he had got from his time in the army, it was all gone. Given to Mitch or Hitch or whatever the toxic twins names are. The dog, Larry, she gave away to a newly married Lieutenant and his wife that was moving two doors down from me on the on post housing. Larry was used to the neighborhood and the kids there. Each yard was perfectly square and manicured by the housing authority. The buildings perfectly cookie cutter, built to be in style of the decade they had been built in, which looked to me was closer to bell bottoms than they were to iPhones.
          All of those items that seem to be useless, those things that you don't know you want to keep forever until they're gone, and the memory that was tied to them is gone as well. That piece of your heart and soul that had been tied to it stolen with the rest of yourself.
I looked over at Crash. His ears still looked more wolf than human. His face had that short muzzle on it. Some more fur had fallen off. I didn't have a frame of reference for it, but I got the distinct impression he was subtly shifting back human.
          "What now," I asked. "You gonna eat me or somethin?"
          He turned and looked at me. The old gold Cadillac puttered down the road. His eyebrow as arched in a "really?" tone. "No. I'm not going to bite you either. Wouldn't do you any good anyway. Either you're born a werewolf, or you're born human. Bites just hurt, they won't change ya."
          "So, why are you doing this," I asked.
          "Because," he said, his gaze shifting back towards the road. "I had to get you out of there. I know what it's like to not have a pack. To be a lone wolf against the world."
          The tear on his slowly changing muzzle didn't go unnoticed. But I also knew he was right. He had moved, his parents were two states away. That large house he had he lived in alone for the longest time. The last two relationships that looked like they would last simply didn't. Both women turned out to be so crazy that even Charles Manson would tell them to calm down.
          "Family is almost everything. It makes up and makes up for so much in your life. Without it, you're just..." he stopped.
          "Empty and alone." I finished for him.
          He nodded. "Exactly. Empty and alone. Loneliness kills. It just does it so slowly that you don't even notice until you're ready to die."
The number of suicides ran through my head. The veterans who saw far more action than I did and survived to only come home to a world that no longer made sense to them, a world that both praised and shunned them. Twenty two a day indeed. The number of others, who didn't serve at all. Children who were prepared for life after high school or college in everything except emotionally and mentally.
          They give you the knowledge, the keys to success in life. Hand you everything you need to know on what to do after you do everything for them except what really matters: how to handle life itself. You can perform your job, have a big beautiful car, have the latest cell phone, tablet, game system, all of it and at the end of the day you still feel cold, empty, alone. None of these things can replace a family. Can replace love.
          "Wait till you meet the rest of the gang," Crash grinned. His human grin was mostly back know. "You're going to love them, I just know it."
          "Wait, how long am I going to be here," I asked.
          He shrugged. "As long as you need, really. You're my pack. I told you that a long time ago. You're my pack, and I will protect you."
          "So, if I find a job two weeks from now in Florida for example," I reply, arching an eyebrow.
          "I'll help you pack. You're not being held prisoner." He said. "You're my packmate, not my captive."
          The weight of his statement landed on me hard for a moment. I took a deep breath and turned my attention outside the window. Night had nearly passed. Red and gold rays of sunlight was rising slowly rising in front of us. We were retreating from a darkness that was quickly losing it's battle with the day. "You're serious." I said.
          "You're my pack," a heavy clawed hand landed on my shoulder. "You talked to me all that time when I was alone, when Liz left me in the lurch. I had this huge house that no one wanted to be in with me. I had just started that job for the county."
          I nodded. Lots of late night texts and phone calls. Lots of early work calls where I felt drained of all energy because I had spent the wee hours of the previous night talking to him. Working with him to pull him through the pain.
          "You're my pack. You remember when that Darlene left me and I was ready to curl up and die? What did you tell me. 'Family doesn't always mean blood.' You remember that right? You said you was my brother from another mother. You remember? I made a bond with you that day and I meant it. Until the day I die, whatever you need I will be there for you."
          Family can take many shapes, sizes and forms. A living, breathing bond between beings who love and protect each other. I lost my lover and friend to two idiots with a taste for meth and insanity. However, there was another place being held for me. This time a pack. I sighed turning back towards him. I didn't hide the water in my voice. "Thank you." I said.
          "Just so you know," he replied. "You're being dropped into the life of a werewolf. Things won't be the same from now on. Life is only going to get crazier from here on out."
          A chuckle rose in my throat. I bit it in half, part of it spilling across my words. "Can't be worse than what my life was before. I think I'll be fine."
          The road stretched and dipped over the rising hills as we drove on. The trees pushed and pulled against the two lane black top as we made our way towards the homestead, the place I would soon call home with my friend pressing into the rising light. Suddenly at that moment, life felt it would be okay.
          No, that ain't right. It wasn't with my friend. It was with my family. My packmate. Life may not be how I expected it to go, but I had family with me. Not a family of blood or marriage, but a family none the less. And that's all you could really ask for.