Comedy Dialogs Archive

Giblets goes missing

"Daddy, Daddy, Giblets is not in his cage..."

"Oh really?"

"Do you think he escaped? The door was open."

"Were there any feathers or any signs of foxes?"

"No none, so he must have escaped then?"

"It seems that there is no evidence of fowl play here."

"So do you think he has gone to a better place, perhaps met up with some other turkeys..."

"Gone to a turkey kibbutz of some sort, well it is a possibility I suppose."

"You do not think he got grabbed by some wild animal?"

"No there would have been feathers."

"Maybe a poltergeist opened the door?"

"A poultry-geist, well it is certainly a theory but does the evidence support that?"

"No not really I have never seen a ghost. Daddy why were you out here? Were you smoking again?"

"No, I have gone cold turkey on the cigarettes."

"Well, I guess you do not smell like cigarettes."

"Look your mum is calling for dinner and it smells good."

"Yes it does, Mommy, Mommy what have you cooked for Thanksgiving?"

"Er it's a big chicken...Darling, can you take the garbage out?"

"Yes, dear of course."

"Yummy, I love Thanksgiving."