Eight-line Poems

Spooner's Lament

Spooner’s Lament

On Wednesday I would do the chores,
though I would rather chew the doors;
I always had to deed the fog,
but maybe that was feed the dog;
for lunch I’d have a sad bad salad,
while listening to a bad sad ballad,
followed by dessert of jelly beans,
undone top button of my belly jeans.


Line count: 8
Rhymed couplets
For Express It In Eight, 07.22.23
Prompt: Spoonerisms.