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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Wednesday, April 3rd, 2024, and you are still fuming over not being able to go to Wrestlemania this year! You also found out that the bastard brother himself is traveling to Arkansas to see the damn eclipse! You couldn't believe that all of this is happening and there is fuck all you can do about it because a corrupt Government organization called the IRS has "legally robbed" you and your family of your hard-earned money, leaving you with barely any to spend on anything! Of course, your wife would sometimes suggest you put money aside at times for this, but you kindly tell her to shut it! The next day, on April 4th, 2024, you would find out from Facebook that the bastard is seeing another movie called, "Monkey Man!" Are you fucking kidding me?!? First, he is planning to drive to fucking Arkansas to see a dumb eclipse, NOW HE IS WATCHING MOVIES LEFT AND RIGHT, WHILE YOU AND YOUR BROKE ASS FAMILY IS LEFT HOME TO FEND FOR YOURSELVES!!! Furious with all of this, you would quickly drop the kids off at the grandparents' house before you would drive over to the movie theater that Ross and his group is at! However, just as you started to get near the ticket stand, you would see a familiar sight... Are you fucking joking?!? WHY DOES THIS SHIT KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?!? Furious, you demanded your wife to drive to the nearest Popeye's to get some fried chicken to help calm your nerves down...but unfortunately, your luck wasn't any better there...  Are you fucking kidding?!? FIRST, YOU AND YOUR WIFE COULDN'T GET MOVIE TICKETS, NOW THESE FUCKERS WON'T FEED YOUR STARVING ASSES!!! Enraged, you and your wife would go to a nearby convenience store, down some "White Claw" beer, then storm back over to Popeye's because...if no one wants to provide you with entertainment, THEN YOU SHALL BECOME THE ENTERTAINMENT!!! (Warning: the following media contains offensive content. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) As you and your wife get driven off to the jailhouse, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |
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