Teensy Tiny Tales

If It Were Done When ‘Tis Done

"Is this a dagger that I see before me? No really. I can’t figure out what that’s supposed to be. That’s some badly drawn tattoo, dude. Not worth the money if you ask me."

"It’s not a real tattoo. It’s just one of those temporary transfers, you know, to try it out."

"The attempt and not the deed, confounds us, dude. My hands are of your colour; but I shame
To wear a heart so white. Coward! What are you afraid of?"

"Pain."

"I know it hurts, But screw your courage to the sticking-place and get a real tattoo dude."