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My family goes berserk while I'm at a hockey game. |
| It was Monday, October 20th, 2025, and you are still fuming over what happened last weekend! You and your wife spent the whole weekend fuming over the ban from social media, as well as gaming on Fortnite late into the nights, just to get over the rage induced by that bastard Ross! Days later, on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2025, to try to make some extra money to pay off the greedy utility companies, you decided to start making some videos for OnlyFans again! that day, you make a video where you slip on a chicken suit and attempted to go into a movie theater with it, but the security at the theater would refuse to let you and your group in! So instead, your group went to a convenience store to make the video! The next day, on Thursday, October 23rd, 2025, even though Ross told you to do this as a joke, you decided to take him up on his offer and literally eat a dozen big macs for all of the thousands of strangers on OnlyFans! However, after you finish up the video and begin to upload it, you would get a bunch of notifications on Facebook. Apparently, that bastard Ross is planning to yet, go to another Hockey game while you are making an utter fool of yourself on the internet just to make the money needed to pay bills with! Oh this was fucking bullshit! One of your aunts is having trouble with yeast infection, and your family was going to go out and have a big feast at longhorn tomorrow night! That is such bullshit! No damn good steaks tomorrow then, all thanks to that bastard! The next morning, on Friday, October 24th, 2025, you would wake up with quite a stomach cramp! You would down some Pepto Bismol, wondering how you got such a terrible stomach ache, but then remember all those big macs you devoured in front of thousands of strangers on OnlyFans last night! As you open up the 2nd or 3rd bottle of Pepto Bismol, you would see your brother complaining on social media about people being on EBT cards, as well as Ross for, once again, ruining a dinner trip to Longhorn Steakhouse! But that wouldn't be the only bad news you would be getting! Recently, one of your nephews just got arrested for a violent crime earlier this week and he went to court over it early this morning! However, when the judge denied him bail, your nephew decided to lash out against the police as they literally drag him back to the jailhouse! Just as you were about to bitch about Ross again on Social Media and turn on the PS5 for another round of Fortnite gaming, your wife would call you and ask you to help with the kids again, because they seem to be coming down with the flu! Fucking bastard, ALWAYS BRINGING BACK HORRIBLE DISEASES FROM THE DAMN INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER!!! After meeting up with your wife outside of her house, you would pick up your son and take him to a barbershop while your wife takes her daughter to a doctor's office to hopefully get her some medicine for the flu as well as possibly getting flu shots for the kids! Just as your son goes in and gets a seat for the barber, you would get a call from your wife's mother! You would pick up the phone and as you talk to your wife's mother, you would hear your daughter crying loudly in the background and ask what happened. Turns out, your wife was hauling ass to get your daughter to the doctor's appointment on time and instead of pulling over for the cops, your wife kept driving! As soon as she stops in front of the doctor's office and tries to walk off with your daughter, your wife would get tackled by the police in front of your screaming daughter! (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) You would let out a big sigh before driving over to your wife's mother's trailer and picking up your daughter before driving back home! Once again, you are stuck watching the kids all weekend while that bastard Ross is enjoying Hockey and your wife is getting tormented in jail!!! |