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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was March 9th, 2026, and you have just gotten your power back! You are also a bit pissed off because Ross just posted a video of the halftime show during the Arena Football game! While he was out having a good fucking time, you and your family went without power all weekend long! All because the workers at the electric company wanted to take their sweet ass time fixing shit! A couple of days would pass and you would find out that Ross is going to yet, another horror movie! are you fucking kidding? YOU JUST GOT BACK POWER AFTER A WEEKEND OF NO POWER AND A SMALL STORM, AND HE IS ONCE AGAIN GOING OUT TO THE DAMN MOVIES!!! You would then start to make plans to confront the bastard at the movies on Friday the 13th. On Thursday, March 12th, 2026, you would get some bad news! Your mother, who was at a family household, would get into a bit of a brawl after downing some Moonshine! Police were quick to come out and place your mother in handcuffs! Not only that, but one of your nieces would get arrested after starting a bar fight at a pizza and brewery! And finally, one of your brothers would get arrested just for begging for money on the side of the road! All he was trying to do was get some extra money to pay those extortionists at the electric company with! This was such fucking bullshit! You are planning to get up bright and early so you can kick that bastard Ross's ass! On Friday the 13th, you would be hauling ass over to Ross's house after getting a gut full of McDonald's slop! Just then, your wife calls you while you were on the highway! "Hey honey, I'm kinda busy right now and..." "HONEY, COME HOME QUICK! GTA6 JUST CAME OUT WITH A DEMO AND IT'S AWESOME! COME HOME NOW!!!" At that moment you started to get quite excited! Sure, it may seemed a bit odd for a company to release a demo for a game on a date like this! You also don't recall hearing news about them releasing a demo anytime soon. But you shrug it off as nothing and immediately started to drive home! As you get close to your wife's house, you noticed quite a number of cars! You remember something like this happening last year, but shake it off as nothing and proceeded to go into her house! As you walk into your wife's house, thinking about booting up her PS5, you would see your family sitting in a circle again... You then remembered what they were planning to do! THEY WERE PLANNING TO FORCE YOU TO GO TO FAT CAMP AGAIN!!! Not wanting to go through that Hell again, you immediately turned around and tried to leave, but your family managed to grab you and force you into a service van! After you arrive at the airport, you started to shout and protest as your family drags your bloated body through the airport! |